Go Diego Go!

The cover photo for Go Diego Go!

Go Diego Go! is a story about the ex-husband of Peppa Pig and cousin of demon Dora the Explorer, Diego, and how he handles his monstrosity of his life with his and Peppa's 666 kids, all of which were put in his custody what with Peppa snorting cocaine, dealing drugs, and all. In order to cope with his nightmarish new children, he leaves to visit the rain forests of the world hoping that the kids stare to death, but they always pull through, continuing the torture that is called life.

It aired on Nickelodeon for 7 episodes, and was cancelled like someone from Twitter.com for not having those good old values on which they used to rely (whatever that means).

Episodes

1. Go Diego DIE! - Diego died and goes to Hell when he accidentally smelt a gas leak, and he teaches the Devil the entirety of the Spanish language in exchange for living.
2. Go Diego Go! - Diego runs away from the legendary hacker Shitass for 15 seconds before dying. He does a "going to hell" again but this time he taught God the entirety of the Spanish language in exchange for going "over heaven." But without a stand, going over heaven is useless so an integer overflow happened and he ended up in the Nether instead, below Hell.
3. Go Diego Trade! - Diego teaches the importance of capitalism by trading with the Piglins. He goes to a few ATM machines, a few cash machines, and to the Dallas Gold & Silver Exchange. He gets enough obby to make a portal to go back to the UnWorld.
4. Go Diego Cook! - Diego teams up with the Breaking Bad Guy to teach the children how to cook Meth. It goes into great detail about the process, and at the end they go sell it to the audience members before the UnPolice arrived and arrested them.
5. Go Diego Prison! - Diego gets locked up at the Green Dolphin Prison where he meets Jolyne Cujoh and gets stabbed by the Stand Arrow. He gains the power of Lamp Oil and then covers himself while it rains frogges and escapes into the rain forest.
6. Go Diego Kill! - Diego with his newfound powers covers rain forests in inflammable Lamp Oil, and sets it ablaze with a non-properly-put-out cigarette. The entire episode then consists of screaming and burning.
7. Go Diego Go Away! - Diego travels to all the places he's gone to (except the rain forests that's still burning) and tells the people he has met goodbye, for Diego was entering The Pit of Retirement...

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