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Gloria Von Gouton was once a well-known, well-loved actress who'd tour across the United States of UnAmerica, acting her heart out. She'd been to Fancy Schmancy, Captain 37's Hotel, and even Teletubby Land, acting in plays and being praised by many. However, there was kind of always a heckler in the crowd, it seemed.

Before her downfall, she'd been with a strange, dead-eyed man who she had romanced. She also may have had a son with him, but that's still up in the air. She lost a bit of recent memory, after all, and she ain't tellin' now.

The Downfall Of A Well-Known Actress[]

When her mother, a fellow actress, DIEd, she went insane, losing herself in the process and turning into a neurotic mess. She was sobbing on the ground when Fred Bonaparte, an asylum orderly, came to pick her up and drag her back to Thorney Towers. Unknown to him, though, her mental issues weren't just trauma. Jasper and his gang had gotten into her mind, and were now trying to invoke squatter's rights, which is not very cash money of them.

While in the asylum, Fred attempted to "evict" the Thought-Forms, I mean, mEnTAl FIgUreS in her mind. He done this by slamming a cross into her face several times, which caused her to start bleeding. Fred and his pal Boyd Cooper then ran away, blowing up the asylum in the process. Edgar Teglee, another resident, tried to save Gloria, but he failed.

Edgar tried to bury her body under a tree, but he got Horror Showed by Jasper, who then scampered away like a rat and threatened his life. Terrified, Edgar joined the other residents, seeking allies (with info?).

Trivia[]

  • Gloria's soul is currently somewhere in Wadd, unaware that she is dead. juno's actually seen her a few times in this form.
  • "Hip Choice" says that she was his favorite girlfriend, and even leaves flowers on her grave every month.
  • Becky still thinks she's alive.
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