This is perhaps the most famous landmark of the city. They call it the "Squinty Bridge" because when you stare at the bridge with squinty eyes, the resultant effect is the same as that of Weegee's death stare.
Glasgow is the most populous city in Scotland and also one of the most populous in the UnUnited Kingdom, after London, Birmingham and Leeds. The city is founded by Weegee, who is the ONLY mayor EVER in the city (hence the people here are called "Weegies"). Han2024 lives in its outskirts. Polish people are the largest foreign ethnic group here, because, Weegee made an alliance with Po, the dictator of Poland, attracting many of them to come to the city to stay away from Po's evilness (at least Weegee isn't as evil as Po).
There is also a river called "Clyde" flowing through the city, in honour of the discoverer.
Glasgow also invented the word "Subway" meaning "Underground Metro" and inspired New York City to also get one and Fred DeLuca to open his chain of restaurants. One of the Subway stations is called "Partick", which is a misspelling of "Patrick", and is built to honor Patrick Star, even though the city has nothing to do with him.
Additionally, a place on Mars has been named "Glasgow", and the reason behind this is that the place was discovered by the mayor himself. Shortly in the future, Weegee would become the colonizer of that place.
Despite the fact it's (allegedly) a historic city, there's a bunch of weird, new architecture, like the Squinty Bridge (mentioned above). Others include some deformed-looking rope bridge and a suspiciously pingas-shaped skyscraper that some have started calling "Scott W. Glizzy". The W stands for... Will Smith Fish, obviously.
Trivia[]
- This city is being twinned with Pittsburgh.
- There is a mysterious being called "The Unknown" that wanders around and scares children.]
- William Wallace is not from here. Are you stupid?