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{{WANTED|March 2010}}
 
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{{quote|I feel... H...A...P...P...Y...|Giygas}}
 
{{quote|I feel... H...A...P...P...Y...|Giygas}}
 
 
 
{{quote|You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!|George W. Bush}}
 
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'''Giygas''' is a terrifying evil non-physical creature that likes to eat souls (particularly [[Toad]] souls). He is possibly the body of evil itself. Giygas has immense power, but it has come with a price of no physical body, and being utterly stupid. To have a physical body, he has to go in a machine that makes him look like a giant eye that makes a picture of your face when you look at it. He may be an alien from outer space, as it sometimes acts like an alien when it sees [[Someone|someone]]. Giygas is also known to have 5 and a half thousand clones (which do his dirty work). However, some of these clones have stolen by people like [[Weegee]] and [[Ronald McDonald]]. And one has been stolen by the powerful [[Guiyii]], who has powers similar to Giygas.
 
'''Giygas''' is a terrifying evil non-physical creature that likes to eat souls (particularly [[Toad]] souls). He is possibly the body of evil itself. Giygas has immense power, but it has come with a price of no physical body, and being utterly stupid. To have a physical body, he has to go in a machine that makes him look like a giant eye that makes a picture of your face when you look at it. He may be an alien from outer space, as it sometimes acts like an alien when it sees [[Someone|someone]]. Giygas is also known to have 5 and a half thousand clones (which do his dirty work). However, some of these clones have stolen by people like [[Weegee]] and [[Ronald McDonald]]. And one has been stolen by the powerful [[Guiyii]], who has powers similar to Giygas.
 
 
 
 
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
 
[[File:Gigue.jpg|thumb|An artist's idea of what Gigue might have looked like.]]Giygas' true origins are unkwown, but it is rumoured that Giygas was once an alien who looked a lot like Mewtwo, called Gigue. Gigue was raised by a couple called George and Maria, and was eventually reunited with his own kind.Hiowever , his own kind wanted him to stop the phsycic power known as PSI from reaching [[Earth]]. In his attempts to prevent the PSI reaching Earth Gigue unwittingly caused chaos in space and in the [[UnWorld]]. Eventually George and Maria's grandson, Ninten, confronted Gigue with his friends and together they persuaded Gigue to allow the PSI to spread to Earth. Gigue then left them to ensure the PSI never caused trouble, then went to the furthest depths of space to become one with the PSI. Though becoming one with the PSI gave Gigue immense power, it transformed him to what he is today.
 
[[File:Gigue.jpg|thumb|An artist's idea of what Gigue might have looked like.]]Giygas' true origins are unkwown, but it is rumoured that Giygas was once an alien who looked a lot like Mewtwo, called Gigue. Gigue was raised by a couple called George and Maria, and was eventually reunited with his own kind.Hiowever , his own kind wanted him to stop the phsycic power known as PSI from reaching [[Earth]]. In his attempts to prevent the PSI reaching Earth Gigue unwittingly caused chaos in space and in the [[UnWorld]]. Eventually George and Maria's grandson, Ninten, confronted Gigue with his friends and together they persuaded Gigue to allow the PSI to spread to Earth. Gigue then left them to ensure the PSI never caused trouble, then went to the furthest depths of space to become one with the PSI. Though becoming one with the PSI gave Gigue immense power, it transformed him to what he is today.
   
===[[File:Mcgiygas.png|thumb|180px|Giygas at work.]]Earthbound===
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===Earthbound===
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[[File:Mcgiygas.png|thumb|180px|Giygas at work.]]
 
 
One time, Giygas' power became so immense, he lost control of it, and chaos returned in space and the planets within. A space bug called Buzz Buzz put giygas in the Giant-Eye machine, though it would not be able to hold him for long, and then went to Earth and met a [[Children|kid]] almost identical what ninten was supposed to have looked like, called [[Ness]], along with his friend, [[Porky Minch]]. Ness and four of his friends would eventually go to Giygas, and Porky would follow them there. Together, they reached Giygas' sensibilty, and he would reduce his power to the point when  he could keep it in control.
 
One time, Giygas' power became so immense, he lost control of it, and chaos returned in space and the planets within. A space bug called Buzz Buzz put giygas in the Giant-Eye machine, though it would not be able to hold him for long, and then went to Earth and met a [[Children|kid]] almost identical what ninten was supposed to have looked like, called [[Ness]], along with his friend, [[Porky Minch]]. Ness and four of his friends would eventually go to Giygas, and Porky would follow them there. Together, they reached Giygas' sensibilty, and he would reduce his power to the point when  he could keep it in control.
   

Revision as of 11:43, 23 March 2013

I feel... H...A...P...P...Y... Giygas

You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack! George W. Bush

File:Giygas.jpg

Giygas is a terrifying evil non-physical creature that likes to eat souls (particularly Toad souls). He is possibly the body of evil itself. Giygas has immense power, but it has come with a price of no physical body, and being utterly stupid. To have a physical body, he has to go in a machine that makes him look like a giant eye that makes a picture of your face when you look at it. He may be an alien from outer space, as it sometimes acts like an alien when it sees someone. Giygas is also known to have 5 and a half thousand clones (which do his dirty work). However, some of these clones have stolen by people like Weegee and Ronald McDonald. And one has been stolen by the powerful Guiyii, who has powers similar to Giygas.

History

Gigue

An artist's idea of what Gigue might have looked like.

Giygas' true origins are unkwown, but it is rumoured that Giygas was once an alien who looked a lot like Mewtwo, called Gigue. Gigue was raised by a couple called George and Maria, and was eventually reunited with his own kind.Hiowever , his own kind wanted him to stop the phsycic power known as PSI from reaching Earth. In his attempts to prevent the PSI reaching Earth Gigue unwittingly caused chaos in space and in the UnWorld. Eventually George and Maria's grandson, Ninten, confronted Gigue with his friends and together they persuaded Gigue to allow the PSI to spread to Earth. Gigue then left them to ensure the PSI never caused trouble, then went to the furthest depths of space to become one with the PSI. Though becoming one with the PSI gave Gigue immense power, it transformed him to what he is today.

Earthbound

Mcgiygas

Giygas at work.

One time, Giygas' power became so immense, he lost control of it, and chaos returned in space and the planets within. A space bug called Buzz Buzz put giygas in the Giant-Eye machine, though it would not be able to hold him for long, and then went to Earth and met a kid almost identical what ninten was supposed to have looked like, called Ness, along with his friend, Porky Minch. Ness and four of his friends would eventually go to Giygas, and Porky would follow them there. Together, they reached Giygas' sensibilty, and he would reduce his power to the point when  he could keep it in control.

File:Giygas.jpg

Giygas himself.


Giygas X card

His CD-i and YouTube Poop card.

Trivia

  • Strangely, it went to college with George Bush.
  • Giygas has been known to harvest Blue Cheese so he can absorb its energy.
  • Ironically, he is afraid of aliens (causing a hatred to himself).
  • Giygas was once a pirate.
  • Giygas is the true manager of Mcdonalds.
  • Because Giygas is stupid, he constantly thinks up really random stuff.
  • Giygas once randomly thought that you can convert Blue Cheese into a grenade (which he actually can).
  • Giygas REALLY SUCKS AT SINGING, but his albums are always bestsellers everywhere. Besides, Malleo sucks at singing more.
  • He is the owner of The Starmen Company, but does nothing for it.
  • He has a "son" named Zero (who was succesfully destroyed by Kirby).
  • He knows the true Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, but doesn't know the answer.
  • He has no physical body, so there is almost nothing that can actually hurt him. And he wont even notice it if he is hurt because he is STUPID!
  • He feels... H...A...P...P...Y...

See also

Videos Proving He Sucks at Singing

thumb|300px|left|Here's a video of Giygas' failed attempt at singing. (Only evil freaks liked it)

His power

It's so powerful, we can't show it here. Enter the Giygas if ya dare!!!!11!





Giygas' Messsage to Nintendo

Giygas has made a video stating an assault on Nintendo. The following video shows how serious he means.

thumb|300px|right|Giygas has it all planned out.