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I, Giorno Giovanna have a dream. Giorno Giovanna
No, I am not Martin Luther King Jr. Giorno Giovanna
Giorno Giovanna is DIO's Japanese-British-Italian Son that has a funny donut blonde hair and unzipped chest zipper, and has a stand named Golden Experience Requiem.
History[]
Giorno was born around 1985 in some unknown place in Japan, and get ez neglect by her mom. his name was used to be Haruno or some shit idk.. now nothing happens in his life... oh yeah and got abused by his stepdad in italy.
Italy Train[]
So Giorno while on Mushroom Kingdom Italian train, suddenly he got licked in the face by some gay guy named Bruno Buccirati (pronounced as Brucealetti) who also has an unzipped chest and says this. "Must be a taste of a LIAR!". Bruno attacks Giorno with "Stici Pingas" and Giorno uses Goldo Expieriencu against Bruno, after a fight with Bruno decided to give up and forced Giorno join the Passione gang and go through their test of Challenge Pissing. He was successful and did not get wet, and he was accepted into their clubhouse and got to travel the Mushroom Kingdom with the GANG and buy a bunch of spider donuts with stolen gangstar money (Lire).
But then they got a call from Bowser, and then had to then bring Tuna (Trish Una) because it was after her 5am cerfue. Giorno was like "hey wanna go kill the gang star Bowser?"
Some tiny moron that nobody cares about called Pannacotta Fugo didn't want to go kill bowser but he's stupid and so they kicked him out. And so Giorno, Tuna, Leone Abbacchio, Narancia Ghirga, and the pretty boy's pocket pistol Guido Mista went to go kill BOWSER!
Killing Bowser[]
After deciding he'd go kill bowser, they went to Egypt to go kill Bowser, as well as to learn how to walk like an Egyptian in case he ever met DIO. Bowser was not in Egypt, but it was a good opportunity for the wholesome family reunion. On they way back all of them met Super Mario, but didn't know he was the true bowser killer and killed him for owning illegal super mushrooms. Instantly they got promoted to elite koopa soldiers. That was cool, and they also got to meet up with Bowser and kill him.
But unfortunately Bowser came back to life and fired them! D: By fire we mean he used his super fire breath and burnt them into well fired toast. That wasn't fun dying so Golden Experience Requiem saved the day for them! :D He reset their deaths and then killed Bowser a bunch of times until eventually he stopped thinking. But Golden Experience Requiem's pwnage didn't last forever because this wiki still needs Bowser and his army, and so 3 years later of being in a personalized hell, he came back, and Giorno gave him back his army whilst keeping Passione for himself.
Current[]
They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. But Giorno is still doing italian things in the land of italics, living a peaceful life where nothing else will go wrong. Which is why he hasn't gone out to try out the UnRank Scales, as despite being literally more undefeatable than all of the rest of the Undefeatables, such a life doesn't suit him, or his cause.
Is Giorno Gay?[]
Unlike Mista and Fugo, who are completely gay, Giorno has shown signs of being straight:
- When Giorno healed Mista, he said "I hope that Narancia doesn't see me and call me gay"
- When asked about Trish Una, Giorno said "I'm willing to date her. But is she willing to date me?"
- In Gappy the Shame and Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog, Giorno and Trish are portrayed as a romantic couple.
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Trivia[]
- Giorno hates Polly Geist (from Monster Prom), Gooigi, Satanos, and the Stupid One for taking drugs.
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