- Not to be confused with Grimace
Wanna know why they call it blow?
—Gimmace, seconds before exploding someones head after they were caught dealing cocaine
Johnson Cilantro Gimmace The First is a Tax Collector that murders druggos on a daily basis. He resides in Occam's Meadow with his wife Chippy.
Early Life[]
Born in 1977 (2022 - 45 idk im not an arsonist), nothing interesting happened from 0-12 years old.
His Discovery and First Murder[]
When he reached 13 years old, he found out about drugs and drug dealers, his resentment towards them started after he found out they broke the law, something he held dear. While wandering a nearby alleyway, he stumbled upon one offering weed, Gimmace promptly STABBED HIM IN THE CHEST 28 TIMES.
Meeting Keith and Moving On[]
He learned how to throw knifes by practice and met a man named Keith, who he became friends with. He moved to Occam's Meadow when he was 23, and met his soon-to-be-wife Chippy.
The Battle Against Drugs[]
Sometime during their rise, Drug cartels found out about Gimmace, and instead of being scared they tried to actually murder him. Their murder plans reached Gimmace and the battle was on, fortunately he was not alone, as Keith followed him to the battlegrounds. The two blasted through the strongest cartel they knew, unfortunately during the chaos Keith was shot in the torso, mortally injuring him and causing him to be hospitalized. Overcome with anger Gimmace went into his Pissed Off Mode, he teleported around the area dropping BIG FREAKING ROCKS on any cartel he saw. Eventually he calmed down and the drug cartels surrendered.
Nowadays[]
Keith is fine, Gimmace married Chippy, Drug dealers refuse to go near Occam's Meadow, everything is good.
Trivia[]
- Gimmace has claustronyctophobia, the fear of dark, small spaces.
- Gimmace is purple due to his POMDNA (Pissed Off Mode DNA) tainting his fur
- When Gimmace is in POM, his fur turns a hot pink and his eyes turn blue.
- Gimmace likes eating cat poison due to TCDNA (Tax Collector DNA), making him basically immune to everyday cat poison
Gimmace in Pissed Off Mode