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Giant Isopods are yet another underwater nightmare that want to take over the world and eat chips. They love Doritos and will go out of their way to find Doritos but half the time they can't get into the bag.

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Giant Isopod is amused

Bio

They are about the size of a kitten and like to scuttle onto land and scare the crap out of people. If you ever get chased by one just throw a bag of chips in the opposite direction and run. They are often not amused with pretty much everything.

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A Giant Isopod cheesing

Were they are know

Here are some places were we know that they are

  • Arlen: Arlen is infested with giant isopods which means sometimes people wear masks to keep them from hurting their faces. They had a Dorito shortage which drove Hank Hill insane
  • Australia: Australia has a "minor" giant isopod problem

Giant Isopods and Doritos

Giant isopods used to live in the Isopod Dimention until they came to earth, seeking Doritos. They will do anything to get Doritos

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