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| − | '''Giant Isopods '''are yet another underwater nightmare that want to take over the world and eat chips. They love Doritos and will go out of their way to find Doritos, but half the time they can't even get into the bag. They are led by their leader, the aptly named [[King Isopod]], who is the size of the planet. He sends Isopods to Earth from the [[Dimension|Isopod Dimension]] to bring him more Doritos. He hopes to drain the universe's supply of Doritos into his stomach. The Isopods once also |
+ | '''Giant Isopods '''are yet another underwater nightmare that want to take over the world and eat chips. They love [[Doritos]] and will go out of their way to find Doritos, but half the time they can't even get into the bag. They are led by their leader, the aptly named [[King Isopod]], who is the size of the planet. He sends Isopods to Earth from the [[Dimension|Isopod Dimension]] to bring him more Doritos. He hopes to drain the universe's supply of Doritos into his stomach. The Isopods once also declared war on [[Hawaii]], and almost won, but were brutally defeated when [[Penn Jilette]] intervened. |
[[File:Isopod 1210277c2.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Giant Isopod is amused]] |
[[File:Isopod 1210277c2.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Giant Isopod is amused]] |
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== Bio == |
== Bio == |
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| − | They are about the size of a kitten and like to scuttle onto land and scare the crap out of people. If you ever get chased by one just throw a bag of chips in the opposite direction and run. They are often not amused with pretty much everything. |
+ | They are about the size of a [[Cats|kitten]] and like to scuttle onto land and scare the crap out of [[people]]. If you ever get chased by one just throw a bag of chips in the opposite direction and run. They are often not amused with pretty much everything. |
[[File:R8pgh.jpg|thumb|A Giant Isopod cheesing]] |
[[File:R8pgh.jpg|thumb|A Giant Isopod cheesing]] |
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== Were they are know == |
== Were they are know == |
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* Arlen: Arlen is infested with giant isopods which means sometimes people wear masks to keep them from hurting their faces. They had a Dorito shortage which drove [[Hank Hill]] insane |
* Arlen: Arlen is infested with giant isopods which means sometimes people wear masks to keep them from hurting their faces. They had a Dorito shortage which drove [[Hank Hill]] insane |
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* Australia: Australia has a "minor" giant isopod problem |
* Australia: Australia has a "minor" giant isopod problem |
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| + | * The Isopod Dimension. |
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== Giant Isopods and Doritos == |
== Giant Isopods and Doritos == |
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Revision as of 23:43, 26 March 2019
Giant Isopods are yet another underwater nightmare that want to take over the world and eat chips. They love Doritos and will go out of their way to find Doritos, but half the time they can't even get into the bag. They are led by their leader, the aptly named King Isopod, who is the size of the planet. He sends Isopods to Earth from the Isopod Dimension to bring him more Doritos. He hopes to drain the universe's supply of Doritos into his stomach. The Isopods once also declared war on Hawaii, and almost won, but were brutally defeated when Penn Jilette intervened.
Giant Isopod is amused
Bio
They are about the size of a kitten and like to scuttle onto land and scare the crap out of people. If you ever get chased by one just throw a bag of chips in the opposite direction and run. They are often not amused with pretty much everything.
A Giant Isopod cheesing
Were they are know
Here are some places were we know that they are
- Arlen: Arlen is infested with giant isopods which means sometimes people wear masks to keep them from hurting their faces. They had a Dorito shortage which drove Hank Hill insane
- Australia: Australia has a "minor" giant isopod problem
- The Isopod Dimension.
Giant Isopods and Doritos
Giant Isopods used to live in the Isopod Dimension until they came to earth, seeking Doritos. They will do anything to get Doritos. I mean it, anything.
