- This article is about the former president. For other uses, see George (Disambiguation).
Bush himself
George Walker Bush (also known as George W. Bushwacker, Epic Phailure, or in the very old days, The Man) is a freak political and inventor of the Losernator. He likes disco. Oh, and corn, don't forget corn. He appeared as a boss in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Shmaga. He was sent to guard the border line, but slacked off. He is the leader of the UnMarioWiki Mascots and has made many appearances in shames and other stuff. He tried to be popular on UnAnything, but failed. He is also a boss in Super Mario RPG 2: The League of Villains. He has butler named Awesome Guy who likes to kill. Right now, he lives in Duckopolis, where is the guest of Ducky.
TV Series[]
George W. Bush also got his own TV series. It was cancelled after adults found out how much Mario fans hated him. The final episode was called George's Flowers where he bought flowers for his girlfriend who ate the flowers.
Criticism[]
Bush trying to imitate Leonidas. Surprisingly, it worked and he briefly became cool.
George W. Bush, during his term as president, was often misunderestimated by the people of America. As such, they frequently poke fun at him. He once married a shoe, or they say so. People think that too much time was spent in the Middle East fighting. He is a coward tooand often chickens out or call his underlings to solve his problems, or so they say. Also people like Captain 0 and Chuck Norris complained about how he used Dementors to try to get people to obey him.
Personal Life[]
In his spare time, George W. Bush enjoys planting flowers, making war, and playing Maple Story. Some say that he likes golfing, however, the Ancient Geeks debunked the rumor. He also likes to be evil and spam www.barackobama.com on the internet because he hates Obama. Rumors say that he likes pretending to be a flower in the Central Park. It is rumored that he also watches Barney, but only on Fridays. He married his right hand in 2002.