Geeko in all his horrifying glory
Geeko is the older brother of Goku. His family considers him an absolute failure and tries to forget about the fact that he exists, but he sometimes shows up at family events completely uninvited. Goku usually has to summon Dolph Lungren to beat him to death. Geeko has been killed 6 times so far, and the number keeps increasing every year.
Origin[]
Geeko was born when Colonel Sanders was trying to create the perfect fried chicken. He mixed up some rich and creamy sauce, a crunchy chicken tender, and some absolutely enriching breading, but unfortunately, the Colonel accidentally added an extra ingredient into his almost perfect chicken, Rage Comics from 2007.
This caused a negative reaction and a massive explosion erupted from the KFC, killing hundreds and unleashing Geeko onto the UnUniverse.
Post-creation[]
The legendary basketball player himself
Now that Geeko was free to unleash his evil upon all that is good and holy, he began a massacre that would lead to the destruction of the UnMultiverse and, I'm just kidding none of that happened. Geeko actually decided to go and give Michael Jordan an atomic wedgie.
Geeko began searching for the basketball player across the UnMilky Way in an attempt to give him the wedgie to end all wedgies. He searched high and low for Michael Jordan but every single lead seemed to be a dead end, until one day when Geeko found out that Michael Jordan was actually living right next door to him.
Geeko quietly snuck into Michael Jordan's house and tiptoed toward his bedroom with the intent to wedgie him so hard that his whole family would die. Unfortunately, as Geeko was traversing the hallways, Goku's brother accidentally stepped on a conveniently placed land mine, and blew himself up.
Michael Jordan then popped out of the bushes and looked at you, the person reading this article, before honking his nose and saying "ain't I a stinker?"
Powers[]
Geeko has several powers that can be used to great effect when utilized properly:
- Super anti-social skills - Geeko has the ability to not make any friends no matter what he does. Even when he's driving a cherry red Ferrari, flexing oodles of cash, and wearing the nicest clothes possible, he somehow only gets a scoff and occasional "whatever" from the average person.
- Kamehamenah - Like his brother, Geeko also has the ability to fire a laser blast from his hands, but the difference is that Geeko's blast only harms himself and literally no one else.
- Anesthesia immunity - Geeko is immune to anesthetic. This means that he feels absolutely everything during surgery.
- Super productiveness - Geeko has the ability to make people reading this article roll their eyes before leaving to go and do something more productive such as lifting weights or reading books on philosophy.
- Reverse telekinesis - Geeko has a rare ability called reverse telekinesis. Unlike other telekinetics who have the ability to read people's minds, Geeko is the reverse where literally everyone on earth can hear what he's thinking, no matter what it is.
- Super death - Geeko is so pathetic, that it somehow gave him the power to comeback from death whenever it happens. If Geeko were to ever become cool or badass, he'd lose this power and become killable like the rest of us.
Trivia[]
- I love you