So long Gay Bowser!
—Mario, at the end of the Super Mario 64.
Gay Bowser is a form of Bowser brought out through excessive amounts of gayness Rainbowitis. It is the gayest form the king of the koops has seen yet, even more so than Bisexual Bowser. He gains a new power in this form, the one to read your mind and see if you dislike gay people as well as become the rainbow. He appears in Super Mario 64 as the final boss.
Gay Bowser is a proud gay and is an activist for homosexual rights all around the UnWorld, as well as abolishing slavery. He will flame you to death and set your house on rainbow fire with his breath if you do not like him or gay people. There's a bunch of people he does this to, as he can see the objectively bad thoughts of people with his stand Baby, making him perpetually angry at pretty much all straight people in this form.
Many people do not like Gay Bowser because it's still Bowser at the end of the day and he's evil, however these people are accused of being homophobic as they do not support Gay Bowser and by extension other LGBT+ people, so they get flamed by people other than Bowser and DIE that way. Also, he thinks he's a femboy which is objectively epic and also gay (he's Gay Bowser of course he's gay).
Things Gay Bowser Does[]
- Watches Queer Eye.
- Listen to girly music.
- Wears pink socks.
- Play girly shames.
- Smoke cigarettes.
How to Defeat Gay Bowser[]
Well, you can't. As this is Bowser and he is immune to defeat. Toad is the only person to have actually defeated Gay Bowser and nobody knows how he did it. However, you can make him weaker by making him transform back into normal Bowser. The way you do this is to asplode him with a Bowser Bomb or Giygas Bomb, as this will make him forget he is Gay Bowser and be mad at the you for nuking him. Watch out then as you now have Bowser wanting to kill you, which 99.99% of the time will make you DIE.
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Gay Bowser
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While the stand has the ability to see all neural connections of a victim it targets and could probably develop to read their memories in ultra-vivid detail, the host asks it searches for beliefs, memories, or memories of actions and beliefs against LGBT+ people.