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The greatest leader ever.

Gary giving one of his most famous speeches.

Gary the Snail was the previous fuhrer of Germany. He is considered to be one of the most powerful people in the world, despite being a stupid sea-snail. Gary the Snail is also the least popular and most obscure German fuhrer to date.


Gary the Snail was born to Mayonnaise the Great Snail and his wife Mustard in 1901. He lived in Germany for three years, but he was then kidnapped by the infamous snail-napper SpongeBob SquarePants. He was held hostage in the sponge's house for seven years. During this time, he pretended to be a loyal pet, but was actually trying to escape. He never succeeded.

After some time, the police tracked down the recent snail-napping to SpongeBob, and he was arrested. Gary was released, and went back to Germany were he became friends with Snail Bob. He remained here for several years, studying the science of marshmallows. After realizing the pointlessness of this, he became fuhrer of Germany.

Gary lived as a very powerful ruler, often trying to kill anyone who gets in his way. He also used his power to do what every great ruler does. Get as much food as possible.


He was shot by Benson because he went through one of his fits at Mordecai and Rigby so he had to kill someone to release his stress. Luckily enough Benson is the new fuhrer of Germany. After he died, Mayonnaise took his place as Spongebob's per to prevent SpongeBob from destroying Bikini Bottom.

Fuhrer of Germany
Hitler's clone
1945-2013 Benson