The box art of Gappy the Shame.
Gappy the Shame is a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure shame that was released for Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Wii U, Xbox 360, and Play Station 3 on June 9th, 2014. This shame is part of the Gappy video shame series.
Many people have mixed opinions on this shame. However, the shame caused extreme controversy, such as a massive amount of unnecessary swearing, and story that makes no sense, even without the many, MANY plot holes.
Gappy the Shame has known for having lots of sequels, and there's even a prequel to Gappy the Shame called Jotaro the Shame.
Shameplay[]
You play as Josuke "Gappy" Higashikata, who is NOT the same person as Josuke Higashikata. There are four buttons, A, B, C, and D, which all do a different function. The player must press the right button in a 15 second time limit. Pressing the correct button will progress the story, while the other three will kill Gappy. Sometimes, you only have to press A or B. Lucky!
Level 1: Math Class[]
Gappy is a 19 year old student who goes to high school. He and his classmates are listening to Baldi, the math teacher.
Baldi: "Today's lesson is very easy. Every single one of you must answer at least one math question. Mista, your first!"
Mista: "Yes sir."
Baldi: "And you?"
Gappy: "Um... Yes sir."
Mista has an intense fear of the number 4.
Baldi: "Mista, what is 2+2?"
Mista: "Uh... 5 sir."
Baldi: "No, what is 4+4?"
Mista: "8 sir.
Mista: "Wait... 4 is half of 8. That means 8 is 44! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Baldi: "Now Mista, quiet down! Mista, what is 2+2?"
Mista: "Uh... 5 sir."
Baldi: "What is 4+4?"
Mista: "HOLY SHIT IT'S 44! NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Baldi: "Now Mista, calm down. In your brain, the answer to the question is the same."
Mista's head explodes.
Gappy: "What the fuck just happened?"
Baldi: "Gappy! Don't swear! Because you have a dirty mouth, you're the next one to answer a math question."
Gappy: "No, I won't do it, I swear this was an accident!"
Baldi: "Nope, here's another."
Baldi: "Gappy, what is 2+2?"
If you press A, which is 5, Gappy gets his head chopped off by Baldi's ruler. The correct answer is B, which is 4. If you press C, Gappy says "I don't know" and gets his head chopped off by Baldi again. If you press D, Gappy tries to run away, but Baldi throws his ruler like a boomerang, and Gappy gets his head chopped off.
Gappy says "2+2 equals 4. 4 is how many balls I have."
Baldi: "Correct!"
Baldi: "Gappy, let's try that again, but with less swearing."
Gappy: "Yeah... 2+2 equals 4. I have 4 balls."
Gappy pulls his pants down to show his no no parts. All the students puke.
Steve: "JESUS CHRIST GAPPY! PUT YOUR DAMN PANTS BACK ON!"
Baldi: "Well done, Gappy! You are the first person in the history of this school to answer that question right."
Gappy: "Yeah, I am."
Gappy: "I know how to answer that question because 2 is half of my 4 balls."
Baldi: "Gappy, that's cheating!"
Gappy: "I didn't say it myself though."
Feeling brave, Luigi takes out his phone and snaps a picture of Gappy's crotch.
Baldi: "Luigi, what the hell is that for?"
Luigi: "Gappy has nice balls, also I'm gay."
Gappy: "Luigi, you're not gay. You're just bored and lonely."
Luigi: "Whatever. Fuck you Gappy, I'm so jealous of your balls. I find it nice!"
Gappy: "No wonder Mario calls Luigi gay..."
Gappy pulls his pants back up.
Steve: "FINALLY, I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT GUY'S PEE PEE AND BALLS ANYMORE!!"
Baldi: "Alright class, that's enough. Gappy, you can stay, but I want you to put your damn pants back on."
Gappy: "I already did, dumbass."
Level 2: Lunchtime[]
After math class ends, Gappy and all the students go to lunch. Steve is sitting with a few of his friends, but Gappy walks past them and sits next to Johnny Joestar, who uses a wheelchair, Josuke Higashikata, who gets angry when people hate his hair, and Okuyasu Nijimura, who is stupid. Johnny is a nice guy who Gappy has been friends with since first grade. He's also in a wheelchair since he broke the lower half of his body after he fell off of his tricycle when he was little.
Gappy: "Hey guys, Mista died in math class today. His head exploded when he thought 8 is 44. It was crazy!"
Josuke: "That's weird. Did you see the same thing I did, also I think my hair is uncool.
If you select A, the correct answer, Gappy will praise Josuke's hair. If you select B, C, or D, Josuke will beat up Gappy and kill him.
Gappy: "You have great hair Josuke! Even if people don't like it, your hair is great the way it is!"
Josuke: "Thanks man."
Johnny: Is Mista the guy who's afraid of the number 4? The last time something crazy happened was when Steve decided to "beat his meat" in the hallway."
Gappy: "I know right? I saw his head explode!"
Okuyasu: "Woah, that's fucking cool.
Gappy: "But wait, Steve did WHAT in the hallway one time? At least it's not as bad as me showing my 4 balls in math today."
Johnny: "That's wild."
Josuke: "Yeah, but still uncool. I still think my hair is the best though. I'm rocking a pompadour.
Level 3: Who Should be the Teacher?![]
All the students go to the next class. But there is no teacher! So the students decide who should be the teacher.
One of the students, Luigi, has an idea. Luigi: "You should make me the teacher! I will teach about why Fortnite is about Jesus and how to dab!"
The others: "That's gay, Luigi."
Josuke: "That sounds stupid, man. I should be the teacher, and explain why hair is awesome."
Everyone: "Yeah, Josuke, that sounds like a good idea."
Handy Manny: "I want to be the teacher! I want to teach about drugs. You should learn how to take drugs like me!"
Josuke: "I don't know about that, drugs are unlegal, man."
Everyone: "Yeah Manny, WTF is wrong with you."
Gappy decides that this will be settled by a vote.
Steve: "I want to explain why "beating your meat" in the hallway is good."
Giorno: "WTF Steve?! How about I explain why drugs are bad!"
If you press A, Gappy will say "I like drugs LOL" and get killed by Giorno. If you press B, Gappy will say "Steve, what does beating your meat mean?" and get killed by Steve for not knowing that. If you select the correct answer, C, Gappy will say, "I want Giorno to explain why drugs are bad.", and live. If you press D, Gappy poops himself, and the students kill him for being gross.
Giorno: “Finally, someone who hates drugs!”
Steve: "I want to be the teacher."
The Students: "Steve, be the teacher!!"
Steve: "Okay, time to show you how to beat your m-"
Level 4: Science Class[]
The science teacher, Dr. Eggman, comes inside the classroom, only to see Steve about to put hand inside his pants.
"What the fuck is this guy doing?" he thinks.
Dr. Eggman: "Steve! Go to the principal's office! NOW!"
Steve: "Okay, I have to go..."
As Steve leaves, the students realize that the teacher is gone.
Dr. Eggman comes back to the classroom.
Dr. Eggman: "Time for science!"
The students are confused, as they thought Steve would be the teacher.
Dr. Eggman: "I am the teacher!"
If you press A, Gappy says "What the fuck." and Dr. Eggman shoves a soap bar down Gappy's throat, killing him. If you select the correct answer, B, Gappy says nothing. If you press C, Gappy will ask "Are you even a real teacher?" and Dr. Eggman will kill Gappy by shooting fire from his nose. If you press D, Gappy will scream, and Dr. Eggman will shove Gappy's head up his ass, killing him.
Dr. Eggman pulls a cute kitty from his bag AND EATS IT. "Now kids, I need someone to explain why the Teletubbies TV show is awesome. Johnny?"
Johnny: "Well, it's because the Teletubbies beat each other up. It's funny!"
Dr. Eggman: "Excellent!”
Dr. Eggman: "Next question, is Fortnite a good game?"
Johnny: "No."
Dr. Eggman: "Good answer! You're getting paid, do you really need to waste your money on a stupid shame?
Narancia: "WHAT?! BUT FORTNITE IS GOOD!!! FUCK YOOOOOUUU!!!" Narancia then dabs.
Dr. Eggman: "Grow up, Narancia! Don’t whine in my class, you poo poo head!”
Handy Manny asks Dr. Eggman a question. Manny: "Are drugs yummy? Or do drugs do something bad to me?"
Dr. Eggman: "Bad things will happen to you if you do drugs"
Manny: "..."
Giorno: "I have a question. Can I date Trish?"
Dr. Eggman: "Who?"
Giorno: "You know! The girl in my class that I like!"
Dr. Eggman: "Uh, no. I don't date students."
Gappy: "Of course dating students is unlegal! Are you even a real teacher?"
Dr. Eggman: "I'm the only teacher for miles around you dumbfuck. STiPS!"
Giorno: "STiPS?! Is that the answer to everything?!"
Gappy: "Nani? What is STiPS?"
Dr. Eggman: "I'll show you if you ask me another question!"
Gappy: "Uh... can you tell Giorno what STiPS is?"
Dr. Eggman: "Sure, it's a Special Toad Intensive Program, or STiP for short. It's a new teaching method that allows me to answer questions by talking to the board."
Giorno: "Toad is from the Mushroom Kingdom!"
Dr. Eggman: "Whatever, it's great! The students learn so much with this method!"
Dr. Eggman pulls out Toad and puts him on the table.
Toad: "What the fuck I'm I doing here?!"
Giorno: "That's Mr. Kiss-ass toad."
Johnny: "Mr. Kiss-ass? Aw, why'd you have to go and say that?"
Toad: "Yeah, my name is Mr. Kiss-ass, bitches!"
Dr. Eggman: "Listen here you little fuckers, I'll ask you another question, now where is my goddamned wallet?
Giorno: "I stole your wallet, Dr. Eggman! Try to catch me, fuckers!"
Dr. Eggman: "Narancia, knock out this little shit."
Narancia punches Giorno to the floor.
Dr. Eggman: "Now class, ask your question."
Gappy: "Josuke, steal Dr. Eggman's wallet and let's get out of here!"
Dr. Eggman: "Now who said that?"
Johnny: "I did, I did!"
Johnny tells Dr. Eggman that he has his wallet, while you, Josuke, and Okuyasu run away from the classroom with Dr. Eggman's wallet.
Giorno: "Hey! I want that wallet too!"
Level 5: Stealing Wallets, Escaping School, and New York City[]
Gappy, Josuke and Okuyasu get out of the classroom and run to the front entrance. There, Gappy and friends get caught by a school security guard.
Gappy: "Nani?!"
If you press A, Gappy gets beat up by the security guard and DIES. If you press B, Gappy will get out the way and live.
Gappy, Josuke and Okuyasu head towards the security guards and steal their wallets. One security guard sounds an alarm. What an asshole! Okuyasu erases the alarm, while Giorno beats up the security guards. Gappy, Josuke, Okuyasu, and Giorno leave the school building and get chased by Dr. Eggman, Narancia, Luigi, and Manny.
Gappy and friends run through the streets of New York City, STILL being chased by Dr. Eggman and his evil students.
Okuyasu: "Run, Bitch, RUNNN!!!"
Dr. EGGMAN: "Narancia! Use your eye beam on these fuckers!"
Gappy: "Nani?!"
If you select the press A, Gappy will dodge Narancia's eye beam. If you press B, Gappy gets frozen by Narancia, who punches Gappy and shatters him, killing him.
Narancia uses his eye beam to freeze the ground, making Gappy fall, fall, and FALL into the river below.
Gappy: "Nani! Where's Josuke?!"
Gappy climbs out of the river, and finally meets up with Josuke, Okuyasu, and Giorno. Gappy and friends continue to run away from Dr. Eggman and his friends. Gappy notices that a black car is parked nearby, in the same streets of New York City he’s at right now. The car has four people inside. Out came Steve and more dumbass students chasing Gappy and friends.
In comes Bruno, the janitor of the school who is actually a student, with a whole shitload of cleaning supplies. Steve tells his friends to beat him up.
"Steve! Steve! Help! Stop these guys from beating me up!"
Steve: "Bruno you bitch I ain't helping you."
Bruno: "Stop calling me 'Bitch', you fat fuck!"
Steve slaps Bruno, who responds by grabbing a mop and swinging it at Steve's head.
Steve: "You fight like a pussy! I will steal yo wallet bitch!"
"Fuck you Steve, get off me!"
Josuke: "Bruno, fight back you bitch!"
Bruno swings the mop at the legs of two students chasing after Gappy.
Steve: "Ouch! You pay for this Bruno, you stupid student!"
Josuke: "Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Josuke attempts to stop the students chasing after Gappy, but it's no use.
Josuke: "Holy fuck they are beating me up! Listen, you need to get out of here with Okuyasu and Giorno. Please, fucking run!"
Josuke died. :(
Gappy and friends all run away from the student parking lot.
Gappy uses his cell phone to call his other friends.
Gappy calls Johnny with your phone, but he doesn't answer. He and friends walk out of the student parking lot.
Gappy tries to call his other OTHER friends, but none of them pick up. Gappy: "Holy shit, Johnny is dead! Dr. Eggman went too far!"
Level 6: War in Quahog[]
Gappy, Okuyasu, and Giorno continue running from Dr. Eggman, Narancia, Luigi and Manny. Gappy and his friends are now in Quahog, Rhode Island!
Luigi and Manny laugh about how Johnny is dead.
"Oh man, that Dr. Eggman is one crazy fucker!"
"Hm, agree."
Gappy and friends are too tired to run. Dr. Eggman, Narancia, Luigi and Manny finally catch up. The final battle begins. Wow.
Dr. Eggman pulls a AK-47 from his ass and starts shooting at Gappy!
If you press A, Gappy dodges. If you press B, Gappy gets shot a lot and dies.
"Fuck this." Gappy decides it's time to grab a AK-47 and begin firing it. Gappy: "DIE YOU STUPID POO POO HEADS!!!"
Gappy shoots at Dr. Eggman, but he sneaks around behind him.
Dr. Eggman: "Man, I love these stealth missions! Damn, I can't fight without my trusty gadgets!"
Giorno kicks Narancia in the balls. Narancia: "Aaaah! You fucker! I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Luigi starts spewing shit about how gay he thinks Okuyasu is, and Okuyasu beats up Luigi.
Gappy continues to fight off Dr. Eggman, but he always seems to find some way to avoid getting hit, but he gets kicked in the balls. Dr. Eggman tries to use his AK-47, but Gappy kicks him in the balls again!
Dr. Eggman falls to the ground in pain, and then pulls out a stick. Dr. Eggman puts the stick in the crafting table and takes out a diamond sword. Dr. Eggman: "Fight me, BITCH!"
Gappy begins to think, "Do I have a AK-47?"
Soon, the gangsters begin to fight again, while Dr. Eggman begins to laugh maniacally.
If you press A, Gappy says "Guess I will die." and gets killed by Dr. Eggman's diamond sword. If you press B, Gappy tries to fight with his bare hands, only to get killed by Dr. Eggman's diamond sword again. If you press C, Gappy will run away, but trip on a pebble, hit his head on the sidewalk and die. If you press D, Gappy remembers he has a AK-47, and starts shooting.
Gappy shoots Dr. Eggman in the foot and then shoots him in the chest.
Level 7: The EPIC Final Battle[]
Dr. Eggman falls to the ground as his body begins to morph into something inhuman.
Gappy: "What the fuck is happening?!"
Suddenly, Gappy hears a voice from above.
Johnny: "What the fuck is going on?"
Gappy turns around to see that Johnny the cripple is actually alive, and Dr. Eggman transforms into Big Chungus!
Okuyasu and Giorno begin to shout in shock.
Okuyasu: “Nani?! Is that Big Chungus, from the hit shame, Big Chungus??!!”
Giorno: "Big fucking who?"
Johnny: "Hey! What did you do to my brother?!
Big Chungus: "I ate your brother, Johnny! Piece by piece!"
Gappy realizes Johnny is holding a diamond sword.
Luigi and Manny attack Johnny, but he easily cuts them down. Luigi: "Fuck you! You ain't gonna kill me, poo poo head!" Manny dies. Johnny: "What the fuck is a poo poo head, you gay piece of shit!" Luigi begins to run away, but Giorno beats him up and while saying "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!"
Johnny: "Hey! You're a mute now, you can't tell anyone about me!" Giorno: "Yeah, fuck you! I'm gonna save my friends, you bastard!"
Gappy, Johnny and friends fight Big Chungus, Luigi and Narancia. It's a pretty serious fight. Gappy shoots at Big Chungus, but he misses. What a LOSER! >:(
Big Chungus: "I can't believe I'm fighting a human who can shoot!"
Luigi tries to kill Okuyasu by shitting, but Okuyasu erases him. Okuyasu: "Ew, he shat himself. Stinky!" Out of nowhere Okuyasu gets shot in the head by Narancia and dies.
Narancia: "Hm, I'm glad we had this little talk, it's too bad we have to kill you." Giorno sees this and says "Narancia you little fucker, you made this personal." He shoots at Narancia, but misses again. Giorno: "I can't shoot to save my life."
Johnny: "Fuck, what do we do?"
Suddenly, Luigi tries to kill Gappy. Gappy: "Nani?! But Okuyasu erased you!"
If you press A, Gappy does nothing and gets killed by Luigi. If you press B, Gappy dodges Luigi's surprise attack.
Johnny shoots at Luigi and hits him multiple times. Luigi falls to the ground, dead. Johnny: "What a waste of a gay man."
Gappy: "You got that right."
Gappy and Johnny are left all alone. Johnny: "It's just me now, fuck..." Johnny fights Narancia by himself, but is cut down.
Gappy: "JOHNNY?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Gappy fights Narancia, who is a lot faster and stronger than he used to be. Gappy gets beaten to a bloody mess. Gappy's eyes start to glow, and beats up Narancia by punching him 20 times per second. Gappy then picks up a nearby piece of wood and hits Narancia, breaking his nose. At this point, Gappy runs out of strength and falls on the floor. Suddenly, Gappy gets healed by Josuke. Gappy gets up and defeats Narancia, who DIES.
Josuke: "What the hell just happened?"
Gappy: "Josuke, how are you alive? I thought the bullies killed you!"
Josuke: "Who told you that, an ending on a YouTube video? Look, let's just say I got saved from the garbage heap by Dio Brando."
Gappy: "Dio Brando? DIO? Isn't he a villain?"
Josuke: "I guess, but he's so cool, I heard he can stop time or some shit!"
Gappy: "Dio saved you? What does he want? Did he create the Jopeechin religion?"
Josuke: "Hah, no. Dio hates religion and he created the Jopeechin as a joke. He just likes pissing off the religious."
Big Chungus: "You dumb fucks! I'm going to crush you!" At this point Big Chungus appears, and the fight continues.
Johnny: "What the hell is going on here? Can I just have some fuckin' DINNER?!"
Gappy: "Johnny? I'm happy you're alive too, but didn't Narancia kill you?"
Johnny: "No, I was saved by an unknown person. I just wanted to be alone for a while."
Johnny goes on about how this person saved him, leading to a small discussion.
Gappy: "DIO must have saved you as well, Johnny."
Johnny: "Eh, it could have been anyone."
Gappy: "Perhaps, but..."
Johnny: "But nothing. My debt is now finished, I'm leaving." Those were Johnny's last words, since he got killed by Big Chungus' weight right after."
Big Chungus: "You are a vicious creature, hated by most and feared by most. You deserve to die."
Gappy: "WTF DOES THAT MEAN??!!"
Josuke punches Big Chungus at 60 miles per hour. Big Chungus dies. Josuke: "Oh, that feels good. Big Chungus is finally dead!"
Gappy: "Fuck yeah!"
Josuke: "Hah, you really said fuck yeah!"
Gappy:: "Johnny was right, Dio saved him. I'm going to look for Dio."
Josuke: "Nani? But you're not a priest or anything, you'll get killed, man"
Gappy: "Wait a second, where's Giorno?"
Josuke: "Mmm... Giorno's probably dead. He was in that fight too and I don't think he had his stand by him. He left it on the bus."
Gappy: say "Giorno must have been killed by Narancia..."
Josuke: "Yeah... I guess."
Gappy: "I'll... I'll..."
Josuke: "You'll what?"
Gappy: "I'll come with you then."
Giorno: "I'm still alive fuckers, me and my girlfriend Trish were beating up bullies with our stands while you and Josuke were fighting Big Chungus!"
Gappy: "Giorno! You're alive!"
Giorno: "Of course I am, bitch. Now I need your help."
Giorno and Trish take you to meet the Stand users that were on the bus.
Josuke: "Wow, more Stand users."
Gappy and friends meet more stand users, Angry Video Game Nerd, Peter Griffin, Mario, Captain Falcon, and Knuckles.
AVGN: "We're the Order of the Apple. We run everything in this city, don't fuck with it."
Gappy: "Nani, so you've taken over the city?"
THE END?
Reception[]
Biased Ratings gave Gappy the Shame a 4/10, because Gappy has 4 balls. The King gave Gappy the Shame a 1/10, because it was not a good DINNER. Henry Stickmin hated Gappy the Shame, and gave the shame a 3.5/10, since the shameplay is a ripoff of his shame, The Henry Stickmin Collection. Despite negative reviews, other people loved this shame, since it was a JoJo reference. ESRB and PEGI banned the shame.
Luigi hated how he was portrayed in Gappy the Shame. When interviewed, Luigi said "I'm not gay! Why do people mistake me for Gay Luigi?! Why?! WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY?!!! I'M NOT!!!".
Trivia[]
- This shame was developed by the Teletubbies, which explains how Johnny Joestar answered Dr. Eggman's question correctly, by calling the Teletubbies a good show.
- This shame was also developed by Blocky, who is a member of the Teletubby Army.
- This is the only Gappy shame to get banned.
- Level 7 is the easiest level, because you win by doing nothing.
- Trish is Giorno's girlfriend in this shame, for some reason. It's not my fault, blame it on the Teletubbies!