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Ganon's Pub in West Hyrule

Shotgun King

A shootout at Ganon's Pub

Ganon's Pub (or Gannon's Pub) was a pub in West Hyrule. It was owned and operated by Ganon. The pub served a variety of pub items, such as wine, DINNER, Munf Munf, Beer, Cheese, Pie, Real Pie, Pi, Spaghetti, Squadala Burgers, and Death Juice. Gaston was banned from the pub because he drank it bankrupt. Buisiness is usually limited to tourists, as most of the population of West Hyrule was poor, because The King of Hyrule exploits their labour and doesn't pay them. As a result, Ganon's Pub has become a place for crime. Shootouts happen regularly. One even involved The King himself!

King Harkinian, Link, Zelda, Impa and Duke Onkled ate here regularly. When they were here, many assassination attempts are made. Weegee has only visited once, and it was to have a sword duel with The King of Burgers.

Ganon's Pub is located on the West Coast of West Hyrule in a city known as Cheestopia. Ganon's Pub was closed for visitors due by the bankrupt but also after 2 years and 6 mouths Mario's Pizza was re-opened and impressed Ganon to bring back his pub after 2 years but we curently its unknown will he back his pub.

History[]

Ganon's Pub first opened in the summer of 1512. This was before King Harkinian ruled Hyrule, so it was a very rich nation with high living standards. As a result, many people came and ate and drank at Ganon's Pub. Ganon used the money he got from the buisiness to buy a lair in Koridai. After the King came to power, business began to decline, and the pub became a place of crime and conflict. In 1867, the pub was destroyed by a Squadala Bomb when it drove off track and accidentally crashed there on it's way to the (semi) powerful Ducky Empire. Ganon went to the king, who lent him slave labour to rebuild it (Ganon and the King were good friends back then). In 1920, The King exiled Ganon to Koridai for plotting against him. Ganon, however, stayed under the name Herold Flower, wearing a fake moustache and glasses to disguise himself. Today, Ganon lives two lives, one as Ganon at his lair in Kordidai, and the other as Herold Flower. On 17th February it was closed due by the Megastorm.

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