Ganon's Lair

My lair (known as Ganon's Lair) is the GREATEST place in Koridai and should not to be confused with that other stupid place in West Hyrule, that place is just a Museum. If you confuse it with anything else you will DIE, cuz my place is way cooler.

Link battled me once here in this place and I lost, Link wasn't deceived by my devious trick. I was going to turn him into one of mai lairs muahahahhahaha!!! Zelda also battled me here in my lair and I lost because she brought light into my lair and that made me die. I mean DIE.

Wait what you have entered MY Lair?[]

How dare you enter my lair? YOU MUST... uh, something! Let me present my lair: Ganon's Lair.

Here are a list of things you shouldn't take to my lair.

Chuck Norris (everybody knows why.)
a Magnum (don't shoot, don't shoot!)
Justin Bieber (i will die of his uglyness.)
Light (YOU MUST DIE!!!!!)
Darkness (Uh, that's another story.)
You (GO AWAY!)
Everybody (They'll fill up my lair.)
Bowser Army (All of them will kill me.)
???? (They will fight me.)
NO ONE (Yes, even nobody.)
Dino King (He will eat me.)
Computer Virus 422 (I will sleep.)
Daisy (She is ANNOYING!)
King of all universes, ruler of everything and Master of Everything (Please ... not ... do ... it ...)
EVERYTHING (you can't take anything to this lair.)

That's everything you shouldn't take to this lair. NOW, YOU MUST DIE! ZZZZZIIING!