UnAnything Wiki

What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a 2008-humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Just read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!

READ MORE

UnAnything Wiki
Register
Advertisement
It is written "JOIN ME LINK, AND I WILL MAKE YOUR FACE THE GREATEST IN KORIDAI!"

You're free to defeat Ganon and edit his page, because Ganon doesn't actually mind you adding more to his accomplishments.

YOU MUST DIE! Ganon

OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE. Also Ganon

Ganon is a demonic pig monster form of Ganondorf that is every popular Triforce. It was actually his fault, and he deserved it, but he blames the triforce. He is a Bowser wannabe. Ganon wanted to take the triforce, but Link defeated him to put it in a secret place to protect it.

History[]

Ganon

After eating a lot of DINNER.

Ganon was born in a civilization somewhere, and he was a king. All of his subjects served him, and he was their master. They bowed to him. He lived like this for several years, when somebody told him what power was. He then spent the rest of his life trying to achieve this "power" he has been told of.

He traveled through dimensions until he found the triforce, the greatest weapon in the world. He found it, and he accidentally swallowed it. This caused a reaction in it that made it split into its three pieces, him only keeping one. This also caused his originall beauty disappear.

In his quest to regain his former glory as the greatest in Koridai, he has set his sights on Zelda and Link, determined to kill them and reclaim the pieces they removed from his stomach during surgery. To achieve this goal, he has established a lair in Koridai known as Ganon's Lair

Powers[]

  • Ganon can shoot Energy Blasts, and Blow Stuff Up at will. He can also fly and kick people very hard.
  • Ganon has been rated as Biased Ratings most powerful villain of the year several times.
  • He can tell people to DIE
  • He had died from King Harkinian
  • He can to tickle you to death, with his move, DEATH TICKLEEEE
  • He likes to poop on your mom

Accomplishments[]

  • Ganon once did okay at a golf tournament. Only average.
  • Ganon is one of the guys cool enough to be slain by Link. (No wait, this isn't an accomplishment!)
  • your mom
  • He was voiced by The guy from Critical roll one time
  • managed to steal the triforce (or so he tells me)
  • Built Harkinian's DINNER Blaster
Advertisement