This is Gandalf. (Source: trust me brah)
GANDALF?[]
Gandalf is a very old wizard in Middle Earth along with his clones Dumbledore and Merlin.
YOU SHALL NOT READ THE REST OF THIS PAGE[]
There are more words found here, but you cannot read them because YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
YOU TRIED TO PASS[]
Now this page will collapse, I cannot believe it! Don't you know that if Gandalf yells YOU SHALL NOT PASS! The bridge collapses. Well, seeing as it's falling down anyway read the rest of it or add more junk to fortify it.