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Gabe: The Movie is a movie about Gabe The Unknown and his battle against the Nick Jr. Staff. It was the first movie directed by Gabe in collaboration with the UnAnything Team and is the second highest grossing movie ever, behind another film the UnAnything and Gabe collaborated on called UnAnything: The MOVIE.

Plot[]

The movie starts in the year 2012. Gabe is a young kid currently fighting Justin Beaver in an alley over disputers over who made what. After two minutes, Justin Beaver is defeated. But when Gabe is about to kill him, BBC representative "I Hate Everyone" tells him that Nickelodeon needs his help. What had gone wrong?

He travels to the Nickelodeon headquarters where he also finds Yahoo!, a web browser that has power stored in its belly after the incident of '06. BBC tells Gabe that Nickelodeon is under attack by the forces of Dora and the Nick Jr. Staff combined. Gabe is told by Yahoo! to download an app called QuickMove, but Gabe's confused. Why should he download a suspicious app that could take over his phone? But Yahoo! said to download it, so he did.

When he downloads the app, he finally realizes it's an app to track down Dora and her army of evil Teletubbies. He is suddenly transported to the moon where he finds Comedy Central and Cartoon Network dying, and they tell Gabe that Dora has taken over the moon where they live. Gabe helps them up and revives them with some good ol' soup.

Meanwhile, Dora sends in reinforcements in the form of WaTeletubbies and Robotubbies. All seems good (because they immediately asploded after 5 seconds) and they let down their guard. However, Dora then sends in Tinky Winky and he absolutely asplodes the Cartoon Network headquarters. To make matters worse Dora sent in Google who almost kills Gabe, however the triumphant UnAnything Team shows up and distracts Google.

Dora is then killed by Gabe with a rocket launcher, while the others (Yahoo, Nickelodeon and BBC) show up to send more resistance troops and take out Google once and for all while Nick Jr Staff attack Captain 0 and all asplode.

After the battle, Gabe was made the owner of Nickolodeon, and everyone lived happily ever after.

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