GREAT ISOPOD WAR

Oh dear... was this a brutal event. So brutal, in fact, that it can only be said in caps. The GREAT ISOPOD INVASION, or war, was when the Giant Isopods launched an all-out assault on Alol- um, I mean Hawaii.

GREAT ISOPOD INVASION Beginning 2012 End 2014 Place Hawaii Outcome Hawaii defended itself, but barely Major battles Melemele Ambush, Battle of Dorito Rock, Destruction of Akala, Final Stand on Ula'Ula Combatants The Isopods Hawaii Commanders King Isopod, The Destroyer Lip, Eevee, Penn Jilette

Origins

The GREAT ISOPOD INVASION had peculiar beginnings, to say the least. It all began when a Giant Isopod so happened to be looking for the cutest being ever. Giant Isopods, as we all know, are incredibly ugly, so hardly anything makes them go, "Awwwww". The next candidate was a... fairy... thing known as Lip. Lip had just finished making another episode of her show, so she had the time to meet this crustacean.

When the Isopod met Lip at a palace on Melemele Island, not even her cuteness could be perceived by the bug. Okay, a little. Due to being the first ever entity that the Isopod ever found "cute", it presented her with the greatest gift an Isopod could ever offer: a bag of Doritos. She took a chip, bit into it, and immediately spit it out in disgust, screaming, "This is the worst thing I've ever tasted!"

The Isopod as you could expect, was offended. Really offended. Extremely insulted. So much, in fact, that he went straight out of the throne room, and returned to the Isopod Dimension.

Soon after, the Isopod came to meet with their king, King Isopod. After telling him about the events on Melemele, King Isopod was NOT AMUSED. He promptly declared war on Hawaii, vowing to destroy each and every bit of the islands to show the UnUniverse that nobody insults Doritos and gets away with it. Except Undefeatables.

The Invasion

Melemele Ambush

By this time King Isopod was already making plans on his invasion. He had the advantage, since it was impossible for Hawaii to invade the Isopod Dimension and he could deploy his units anywhere he wanted. Since he declared war so recently, he figured Hawaii might not even know about the war, and he planned to take advantage of this, sending 8% of all his Isopods (that's still a LOT of Isopods) to the place of the insult, the Palace on Melemele.

Lip did in fact know about the declaration of war, but she had no time to prepare. Giant Isopods were already erupting from the ground of the palace through the use of the King's trans-dimensional teleportation machine. Lip immediately ordered the locals to defend themselves, but they couldn't do much due to the ambush, especially since they were cornered from the inside. The locals had Pokemon to help them, but Melemele had a serious lack of Fire-types, so they could barely make a dent in the heavy artillery Isopods. Melemele also had no access to the Face Masks signature of Arlen specifically for protection against Isopods. So Isopods were constantly on everyone's faces, with no way to get them off.

Just when the last of the natives were about to have their faces eaten off, a hidden volcano under Melemele exploded from the violence upstairs. It indeed killed off the last of the natives on Melemele, but the Isopods soon realized they too would be charred if they didn't get out. They fled to the water before the entire island became a mess of hot lava. It was a huge victory for King Isopod, completely wiping out life on Melemele, but it came at the cost of 3% of Isopods sent killed by natives and 19% by the volcano. It was now time for Lip to fight back...

Battle of Dorito Rock

While I acknowledge that this is called the "Battle of Dorito Rock", the so called rock actually looks nothing like a Dorito. The Isopods just call it that because they like Doritos, and we're not getting in a fight with them over something so pointless.

Anyway, King Isopod's next plan was to invade Alola in an area he code-named "Dorito Rock", at the area on Poni Island known as Poni Breaker Coast. And once again, King Isopod opened a wormhole underwater at Dorito Rock, this time sending 5% of his Isopods. Meanwhile, Lip was assembling her own military. She had the natives gather up all the Fire, Flying, and Rock type Pokemon, since she figured those would help the most. After creating 4 squadrons, code-named "Captain 0", "AkaRed", "Shaggy Rogers", and "Thanos", each third of these squadrons consisting of one type, she now needed to figure out where the Isopods would come from. Her idea; recall the forbidden leader, Eevee.

After learning of Eevee's revival and summoning her, Lip held up the scorched shed of an Isopod from the volcano and had Eevee sniff it. After asking her to reveal the biggest source of Isopod scent on Hawaii, she revealed it to be Poni Breaker Coast with the condition of ruling Hawaii once the war was over. Lip reluctantly agreed, as she'd rather a ruined Hawaii than no Hawaii. Eevee gathered her own troops which would secretly keep watch over the battle. And so, Lip sent Squadron "AkaRed" to deal with the Isopods while Eevee's Squadron sneaked out of view.

Hawaii put up a much better fight this time. The Fire types barely made a dent, as the Isopods were smart enough to stay in the water and lure their enemies in. The Rock types could only attack from distances. But the Flying types could easily dive in the water and snag Isopods from the water. But soon they started getting hit by rocks, and they went down quick. Thinking the coast was clear, the Rock types plunged into the water, only to realize they were weak to water. So they died quickly too.

However, the Isopods thought it was safe and came ashore, where most of them were incinerated by the Fire types. They knew they had to try something different, so they surrounded the island, keeping themselves as damp as possible, Then, in an Anaconda strategy, they struck.The Fire types couldn't compete with this, and they were wiped out, once again, by being cornered into water. They knew they would die, though and made a last ditch effort, taking out immeasurable numbers of Isopods, 69% of all sent in, to be exact, but not before the island was wrecked. King Isopod realized he would need some help in destroying the isles. So he developed a new plan...

Destruction of Akala

King Isopod was plenty surprised by how well the "AkaRed" squadron held up. Despite his already good chances of winning, King Isopod wanted to be sure of his victory. He needed to recruit someone... which is when he found The Destroyer. This sounded promising because c'mon, look at his name! King Isopod made a deal with this worm, to help his troops destroy Akala in exchange for King Isopod killing The King (not THAT king... he eats too much DINNER to die). Obviously, he accepted. After killing The King (too bad he respawned), The Destroyer, along with another 10% of Giant Isopods were sent via trans-dimensional portal to Akala.

Lip had Eevee sniff out the next area of attack, and located it to be Maui/Akala. Eevee also picked up a second foreign, metallic scent, but nobody listened to her, and Lip sent Squadron "Thanos" to Maui, along with Eevee and her spies. They were not prepared in the least bit for the horror that awaited them. This time, the Isopods dared to come out of the water, and the front ranks had a fun time easily killing the Isopods. Well, until they were crushed by The Destroyer. I should've given you a good idea of how big The Destroyer is. He's 50 ft wide and several miles long. Scared yet?

Terrified by how big this monstrosity was, Squadron "Thanos" immediately started retreating, relocating to Kahoolawe. King Isopod's troops were completely allowed to ravage Maui in an act of appeasement, hoping they would stop there. Were they disappointed. After making sure the last of Maui had sunk into the waves, all the Isopods climbed onto The Destroyer and followed Squadron "Thanos" right to the next island! Meanwhile, Eevee's spies were the only one's that stuck around in retreat. After King Isopod's troops left, Eevee noticed a wormhole that the Isopods left behind unguarded. Without hesitation, she and her spies jumped in to see where it led...

Back on Kahoot Island, the Fire types of Squadron "Thanos", along with the natives, stayed behind while the Rock and Flying types fled in an attempt to defeat The Destroyer. Due to their lack of attention to the Isopods themselves, they latched on to just about everyone's faces. Now oblivious to their surroundings, they had trouble perceiving The Destroyer coming out of the ground every so often and pwning hundreds at once digging back into the ground. His Probes and Lasers also fried the non-Fire types, which were already gone at this point. Taking out the rest of the natives was easy now, and soon after Kahoot collapsed as well.

It still wasn't over, though. King Isopod's troops followed the Squadron AGAIN to Lanai. The Flying-types were tiring, and they had to leave behind the Rock-types. They helplessly died, with the natives of Lanai, while The Destroyer sunk Lanai and the Isopods climbed onto him, to their last stop, Molkokai. The Flying types couldn't even fly anymore, and they died with the natives as well, as the last island crumbled apart. It could not possibly have gone better for King Isopod. Melemele was covered in lava and Poni was still recovering, but Akala was COMPLETELY GONE. However, his rations were soon about to take a huge blow...

Trivia

• The Fish Union was tempted to get involved in this war, due to that both sides were water-related. However, since another war a century ago, they decided against it.