GNEggs (Singular GNEgg, pronounced as the gn of align mixed with yeggs) is a manifestation of WellFiredToast, not weird in that it's him as an egg, but in it features sentience. Many compare its appearance to being both simultaneously Annoying Orange and Element Animation at the same time. GNEggs feature large mouths as well eyes, making them superior to most eggs in terms of survival.
Origin
They originated in the Himaalps of Mount Wario, where discovered they were next to a normal Chicken. The chicken was mad its eggs were GNEggs and tried to kill them, but Jack Frost shot ice bolts that killed the chicken and stole the (gn)eggs and sold them. They multiplied and the rest was history.
As a Food
GNEggs are eaten by people for their health benefits and superiority over normal eggs. GNEggs contain chickenella instead of salmonella, which instead of making you die instantly makes you win like Pokérus! They always come in brown, and brown eggs are 100% always all the time better and gooder than white eggs.
They are washed before being stored at room temperature to keep them clean, and make cute little moan noises when being washed.<3 (nghhhh I love GNEggs) Though not for their sound, it is to accelerate good bacteria growth.
Trivia
- The GNEgg came first.
- We do not know if a WellFriedChicken can hatch out of a GNEgg.
- I like them.
- MountWario wrote this page.