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Goooood morning, SUNNY! Rise and shine!

KEL

More like, wake up and smell the ashes!

The G-Man, mocking KEL

You just gotta wake up and smell the roses!

HERO

More like, rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine.

The G-Man, mocking HERO

G-Man is a sadistic businessman who likes destruction and putting people into stasis. Sometimes use them as weapons but most the time it's for the lulz. He also has many types of guns, and he is also friends with Steve and Robotboy. He also has a shame about him called Garry's Mod.

Powers[]

Stasis[]

G-Man's signature ability, it allows him to indefinitely put people to sleep for various reasons. Also can do the opposite effect and freeze everyone except for him and anybody he chooses. Surprisingly, he has never put any Undefeatable into stasis either. Maybe because he can't, or maybe because he chooses not to. This is his favorite power because he likes to mindfuck people by freezing them for centuries on end only to wake them up when everyone they know is dead.

G-Man, putting --Peter Griffin-- into stasis

G-Man putting Peter Griffin into stasis against his will

God Mode[]

This power was discovered via Gordon Freeman's attempts of shooting him in Full-Life. It allows him to not DIE. Surprisingly effective against death.

Teleportation[]

It allows him to teleport him and another person to any location in the UnOmniverse he wants.

Cloak[]

Allows him to mask himself and anyone he chooses from everyone else's vision. Really useful when he wants to act like a ninja spy (but not the Ninja Spy). You can never prove the absence of G-Man, only his direct presence.

Affiliations[]

Throughout the years humans have tried to find out who his employers are, so far they have come to the conclusion that it's the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables because they're the only intelligent/competent organization out there in the UnUniverse. Since he's not an Undefeatable people argue he doesn't work for them, but they're wrong since he's listed as an associate on the navbox on the bottom of this page and thus has to be working for them to some capacity. The G-Man openly hangs out with Bowser Army and Ganon and his minions, so maybe they're the ones pulling the strings and getting him into a higher position.

People who the G-Man has put into stasis[]

And more!

People who are still in G-Man's stasis[]

  • Adrian Shephard
  • Splat Tim
F U L L - L I F E[ / ]
Shames [ / ]
Full-Life - Full-Life: Opposing Force - Full-Life: Blue Shift - Full-Life: Decay - Full-Life Sauce - Full-Life 2 - Full Life 2: I forgot where the coast was - Full-Life 2: Episode 1 - Full-Life 2: Episode 1 Episode 1 - Full-Life Alex - Count to Three with Gordon Freeman - Full-Life I cannot count to III
Good Guys [ / ]
Gordon Freeman - Barney Calhoun - Adrian Shephard
Bad Guys [ / ]
Gordon - Bowser - Combine - G-Man
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