Future

Future.

—Future

So i say, Buckle your Sitbelts, da FUTURE is here!

—DJ Koh

(YTP)_Skodwarde_Breaks_a_Time_Machine — (YTP) Skodwarde Breaks a Time Machine

This is what happens in the Future.

The Future is a type of time in a timeline that has not occurred yet. Albert Einstein theorize that traveling to past from the future can mess up the timeline and that's the reason why UnWar occurred and this wiki came to life. The doctors from Dr. Who time traveled to he future and now this wiki is born. There are many people who tried to travel into the future but FAILED!

There are many different ways to get to the future. The most obvious way is

using a Time Machine. The time machine, whether it be a DeLorean, a TARDIS, or some cardboard box with a time circuit, will be able to travel from now to then. If you don't want to use a time machine, you could always walk there. If you want to travel ten minutes into the future, that's a ten minute walk. Or if you want to take a car, it's a ten minute drive.

A Timeline no one really cares about[]

2025 - Zoomers finally start to have real power in politics, after Baby Boomers and other generations stopped voting, mainly due to dying due to old age.
2026 - Self driving cars are allowed everywhere now.
2027 - 5,000,000,000 n00bs are now on teh intarwebz.
2028 - Charlie Brown finally kicks the football, but feels empty now that Lucy van pelt is 99 years old.
2029 - Microsoft ceases production of all Windows computers forever.
2030 - The last video is uploaded to YouTube, this website will shut down.
2042 - A technique to make all of your wishes come true without a genie's lamp will be invented.
2050 - Flying cars and time machines will be invented.
2060 - A parallel universe where history is altered is discovered by dumb asses in space.
2077 - Flying cars take to the skies.
2117 - America no longer exists as a nation, good, you deserve it you lazy fat fucks.^{[citation needed][citation needed]}
2144 - Mexicans steal a time machine, get inside while drunk on bathtub tequila and accidentally travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.
2200 - First dome city on Mars is constructed, Most of the solar system is colonized.
9000 - The world actually ends allegedly.
10000 - Every single machine in the UnUniverse breaks, thanks Microsoft. We are now back to the pre-internet days.
20000 - All languages only have 1% of their words that they have today. It iz layk wraytink layk ziz.
50000 - King Frost takes over the UnWorld and freezes it, plus he deletes all of Canada's lakes, including Niagra Falls. They are now a flat plain.
100000 - Constellations will no longer be recognizable, or even existent. Dipper will have to change his name, so ve it.
250000 - Loihi finally breaks the surface and becomes a new island. Finally.
500000 - An asteroid measuring 1 Kilometer hits Moscow, wiping out the whole city and everything nearby.
950000 - The Meteor Crater in Arizona becomes flat. Take that Wa- oh sorry I mean Breaking Bad Guy.
1000000 - A volcano explodes. Not erupts, explodes. This wipes out 50% of the world's population, including several famous people.
2000000 - The Grand Canyon becomes a flat valley. After that happened, people moved here. Expect population to explode. We might even get Internet 2. Also, because the internet no longer exists, humans evolve into several different sub-species.
10000000 - Africa splits in half. This new half may be called Ca. Normal Africa may be called Afri.
50000000 - Phobos, a moon of Mars, falls into Mars and is absorbed into Mars. In other moves, the Mediterranean Sea is deleted by Africa moving into Europe. Africa, where there used to be land, is now a mountain range. People in the Mushroom Kingdom are screwed,
60000000 - The Rockies in Canada are deleted. Also, King Frost dies and the role of ruler of the UnWorld is taken over by Kokichi Ouma.
80000000 - Eggman blows up Hawaii, destroying the islands and killing 2.8520276e+12 people.
100000000 - The UnWorld gets hit my a massive asteroid, killing 50% of the population. The UnWorld can't catch a break. Also, Saturn loses it's rings. Several terrorist attacks also happen, destroying entire islands.
240000000 - The UnWorld finally competes one full orbit around the Milky Way.
250000000 - All continents on the UnWorld fuse together.
400000000 - And it breaks apart again. Also, this is a rumored date for the Battle of Armageddon.
500000000 - A gamma ray burst hits the UnWorld, causing a mass extinction event. There may be only 100 humans left on the whole UnWorld, but they will come back somehow.
600000000 - Solar Eclipses will no longer happen. I'm sorry, Moon, you no longer get to do something cool. Also, the sun attacks the UnWorld by killing 99% of all plants on the planet.
800000000 - Any complex life still living on the UnWorld die. Except for the immortal stuff, they still get to live.
1000000000 - The Sun still wants all life on the UnWorld to die, so it evaporates all the Water.
1500000000 - Mars is now where every single human lives.
2300000000 - The outer liquid core of the UnWorld freezes, deleting the Magnetic Field.
2800000000 - All remaining life dies. Except the immortal stuff. And only the stuff living on the UnWorld.
3300000000 - Mercury hits Venus, destroying both planets beyond repair.
3500000000 - The UnWorld becomes the new Venus as rocks melt into Lava.
4000000000 - The Andromeda hits the Milky Way, fusing the two together.
5000000000 - The Sun evolves into a Red Giant.
7590000000 - The Sun becomes 256* larger than the normal Sun. It is still smaller than Your Mom. Also, the Moon gets pissed on again, destroying it, and causing it to destroy the UnWorld.
7900000000 - The Sun roasts the UnWorld to a crisp. Humans will now live in Titan.
8000000000 - The Sun asplodes, finishing off all life in the Solar System because it's mad and evil.
100000000000 - Everything outside of our local group gets pushed away outside of the Observable UnUniverse.
450000000000 - All of the galaxies we can see fuse. We will be more alone
4000000000000 - Proxima Centauri B asplodes. We're so done.
12000000000000 - The last star that exists to day finally asplodes.
120000000000000 - The last star finally explodes. Not the last star that exists today, no it's different. The UnUniverse will just contain Rouge Planets and Black Holes. Humans will still live on the UnWorld.
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 - The end and beyond starts.

Trivia[]

Its possible the future is also related to Using Too Much Sauce.
It is claimed Dr. Wily turned people into clones of Squidward.
You are approaching the future as you read this.
Your leaving the Past as you read this.
I've been to the future, and I do not wish to go there again.