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Future. Future

So i say, Buckle your Sitbelts, da FUTURE is here! DJ Koh

(YTP)_Skodwarde_Breaks_a_Time_Machine

(YTP) Skodwarde Breaks a Time Machine

This is what happens in the Future.

The Future is a type of time in a timeline that has not occurred yet. Albert Einstein theorize that traveling to past from the future can mess up the timeline and that's the reason why UnWar occurred and this wiki came to life. The doctors from Dr. Who time traveled to he future and now this wiki is born. There are many people who tried to travel into the future but FAILED! 

There are many different ways to get to the future. The most obvious way is using a Time Machine. The time machine, whether it be a DeLorean, a TARDIS, or some cardboard box with a time circuit, will be able to travel from now to then. If you don't want to use a time machine, you could always walk there. If you want to travel ten minutes into the future, that's a ten minute walk. Or if you want to take a car, it's a ten minute drive.

A Timeline no one really cares about[]

  • 2025 - Zoomers finally start to have real power in politics, after Baby Boomers and other generations stopped voting, mainly due to dying due to old age.
  • 2026 - Self driving cars are allowed everywhere now.
  • 2027 - 5,000,000,000 n00bs are now on teh intarwebz.
  • 2028 - Charlie Brown finally kicks the football, but feels empty now that Lucy van pelt is 99 years old.
  • 2029 - Microsoft ceases production of all Windows computers forever.
  • 2030 - The last video is uploaded to YouTube, this website will shut down.
  • 2042 - A technique to make all of your wishes come true without a genie's lamp will be invented.
  • 2050 - Flying cars and time machines will be invented.
  • 2060 - A parallel universe where history is altered is discovered by dumb asses in space.
  • 2077 - Flying cars take to the skies.
  • 2117 - America no longer exists as a nation, good, you deserve it you lazy fat fucks.[citation needed]
  • 2144 - Mexicans steal a time machine, get inside while drunk on bathtub tequila and accidentally travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.
  • 2200 - First dome city on Mars is constructed, Most of the solar system is colonized.
  • 9000 - The world actually ends allegedly.

Trivia[]

  • Its possible the future is also related to Using Too Much Sauce.
  • It is claimed Dr. Wily turned people into clones of Squidward.
  • You are approaching the future as you read this.
  • Your leaving the Past as you read this.
  • I've been to the future, and I do not wish to go there again.
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