Fun with guns

The episode's title card.

Fun With Guns is the 3rd episode of the Teletubbies (TV Series). In this episode, the Teletubbies all get guns and murder each other. This is the first of several Fun With Guns episodes.



Po attempts to get two headshots at once with her Hitman's Heatmaker.

The episode starts with the Teletubbies channel flicking in the hanging out room of Tubby Tower. They spot a Mann Co. advert for guns, and immediatley decide to get all the guns they can find. Tinky Winky rummages through garbage, Laa-Laa robs a Mann Co. store, Dipsy builds some himself, and Po kills a bunch of gangsters and takes theirs. All the Teletubbies are proud with their haul, and show off all their guns to each other. However, they get in an argument about who has the best guns, and then decide to find out who has the best guns by shooting things. Tinky Winky shoots stuuf in Tubby Tower, which Noo-Noo then has to clean up, and then shoots Noo-Noo.

Dipsy meanwhile, is testing his death ray on some Teletubby Land Bunnies. The death ray kills the bunnies, but it goes right through and destroys everything in it's path, until it leaves the atmosphere and eventually reacts with a black hole on the other side of the universe, causing a massive explosion which destroys E.T.'s home planet. Elsewhere, Laa-Laa is gaurding her Weekend Pickles, when Po sneaks up to Laa-Laa in a box and kills her. Po then takes Laa-Laa's guns and uses them to kill Tinky Winky and Dipsy, who are arguing over who has the best guns. Po then celebrates by shooting into the air, but all the bullets come back down and kill Po. The episode ends with a shot of the Teletubbies' corpses.


Parents hated this episode because it was crazy, unsafe and violent. Children loved it for the same reasons.

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