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This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were Nazis, though many were not.

Fuhrers of Germany[]

Fuhrer Term Notes
Darwin Watterson 1000-1100 Founded country.
Albert Einstein 1100-1107 Overthrew Watterson in non-violent coup.
Goku 1107-1146 Declared himself ruler when Einstein decided science was better than politics.
Darth Vader 1146-1202 Came back to claim what was rightly his. Scared Goku off with the Death Star.
Bob the Builder 1202-1229 Darth Vader got bored with Germany, so Bob gained Everybody's trust.
Gandalf 1229-1286 Cast Bob away after Bob caused chaos.
Nobody 1286-1348 Gandalf vanished one morning. Germany was thrown into anarchy.
Coffee 1348-1351 A bunch of Coffee Worshipers took over and Promoted Coffee to Fuhrer status.
Gumball Watterson 1351-1551 Decided the nonsense must end and took over his brother's work. Led the only peaceful era of Germany.
Touka Ryuumonbuchi 1551-1553 Gumball chose to go to Bikini Bottom under "mysterious circumstances" and the vice-Fuhrer, Touka, took over.
Tom 1553-1554 Nobody dared challenge his rule after Touka died.
Bowser 1554-1643 Occupied Germany to help him in the Hyrulian Civil War. Spread the Nazi party to Germany.
Angry Sun 1643-1702 Was Bowser's vice-Fuhrer, took power after Bowser didn't need Germany.
Baby Sun 1702-1777 Eventually convinced her father to give her power.
Starless 1777-1779 Overthrew Baby Sun and threw Germany into darkness.
Ludwig van Beethoven 1779-1802 Used his powerful music to save Germany from Starless.
Vendetta Williams 1802-1812 Killed Beethoven and took over.
Adolf Hitler 1812-1942 Inherited throne from Williams. Started the War of 1812 and World War II.
Hitler's Clone 1942-1945 Created to be Fuhrer after it was too dangerous for real Hitler.
Gary the Snail 1945-2013 Voted into office after the war ended.
Benson 2013-2086 Shot Gary in a period of insanity. Declared himself new Fuhrer
Weeping Angels 2086-2445 Took over by sending Everybody back in time.
Dexter Grif 2445-2540 Accidentally dropped a bomb on Germany, wiping out the angels. Decided he could declare himself Fuhrer so he wouldn't have to work.
Master Chief 2540-2549 Saved Germany from anarchy caused by Grif.
Counsel of Bronies 2549-2642 After Master Chief left to fight, the Bronies took power.
Satan 2642-2959 Realizing how much demon-spawn had gathered in Germany, Satan took over.
Captain 0 2959-2993 Liberated Germany from a literal Hell.
Darth Vader 2993-3178 Given the throne as rightful ruler after Captain 0 had fixed everything.
Marguerite Williams 3178-4000 Vader was summoned by Freak with the Hood, so the last living relative of Vendetta Williams took the throne. Almost destroyed Germany in World War III.
Kaiser Wilhstar IV 4000-4001 After WWIII, Wilhstar IV took over Germany, intending to expand Nazi rule into space. He failed, and was killed by Kayloo.
Kayloo 4001-4444 Turned Germany into Chuck E. Cheese's. Was banished to Hyrule in 4444.
Happycat 4444-The end and beyond... Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until The end and beyond...

See also[]

  • List of Soviet Russian General Secretaries
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