- You may have been looking for the Frails and Frogs, a subspecies of these creatures.
Two lazy frogs sat on a lazy log.
FROGGE
An example of English failing.
Frogs are lazy, slimy sentient piles of mucus indigenous to the planet Amphibia. Frogs usually have protruding, beady eyeballs, four elastic legs and business hats for some odd reason, and they like to vigorously hop around and sit on logs in mucus-filled swamps or whatever. Frogs also occasionally and quickly enjoy stretching their long, saliva-filled tongues out to devour flies, or similarly unwanted little critters, like worms. Frogs possess the ability to swim in water, and thus have fish-like fins that they swim around with.
Some so-called experts also speak of the 'toad', which, contrary to popular belief, is only a synonym for 'frog' and not at all a separate species of amphibian. The only real 'toad' is that walking talking mushroom guy.
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A frog's favourite thing to say is of course, "ribbit", which can mean almost anything in the Amphibian language, but predominately the word translates to multiple offensive, likely homophobic insults we don't even want to mention here. Though the objectives of their insults, which are most of the time random worms, don't really care that much, if not, at all.