THEY CALL HIM THE WHAT?!?. A BEVERAGE OF SORTS!?!
—Frieza, After he heard that people call Trunks the drink
Frieza, known as the Mighty Frieza to his minions, is an incredibly evil (and racist) guy who likes to blow up planets because he is bored. Any planet fortunate not to be blown up by him is then conquered by him and sold to people who are willing to spend lotsa UnDollars for more real estate space and growth. This in turn makes him the enemy of the Konqueror Shao Kahn, who believes that all worlds should belong to him. He was eventually defeated by Goku, but he survived that until he decided to pay a visit to UnWorld and was killed by another guy called Trunks, who learned of Frieza's arrival from the evil Handpuppet Ducky.
Childhood[]
Frieza had a troubled childhood. You see, his father was drinker. One night he went off a little crazier than usual so Mommy grabbed some liquid Nitrogen to defend herself. Daddy didn't like so he poured the Nitrogen all over her. Then he came at Frieza with the Nitrogen and asked; "Why so Serious?". After this, Frieza killed his real dad and for his deeds was adopted by King Cold.
Planet Trade Organisation[]
Frieza, being both incredibly badass and a business man, decided he wanted to sell planets to people who happened to have lotsa UnDollars to spend. Using his power, he killed lotsa people until they gave him their planets and then sold them. Quick, simple, profitable. However, all this would end when some guy named Goku came along and said he had enough. The two fought, with Frieza winning for a while, until Goku dyed his hair blonde. Frieza was so confused at this act that he failed to block a series of cheap shots that ensured his defeat.
A Trip to UnWorld... then Death[]
Frieza recovered from his defeat and decided to head to UnWorld in order to get revenge on Goku while he was out shopping for new clothes somewhere out in space. However, Ducky was aware of Frieza's coming and told some kid named Trunks to go kill Frieza in order to save the world! Trunks agreed, unaware that Ducky simply wanted Frieza dead so he could conquer UnWorld. Trunks dyed his hair blonde, which confused Frieza again, allowing the youth to cut Frieza in half...and then turn poor Frieza into mince.
And so ended the tale of the UnUniverse's greatest businessman... until he got a Movie!
Trivia[]
- He owns a Duck pond Quack quack indeed