They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
—Fred Bonaparte, being dragged to the insane asylum
Fred Bonaparte is nuts, to put it simply. Completely, utterly, nuts. He is kin to Napoleon Bonaparte, if that's not obvious. That may contribute to his sheer insanity, but we have no clue. Despite this bloodline, he is the exact opposite of Napoleon in build. He's slender, man. He's also responsible for:
- The asplosion of an insane asylum
- The death of Gloria Von Gouton
- Jasper Rolls and his roommates getting evicted
In that exact order.
Although Fred is crazy (I was crazy once), he's actually a decent guy. At least according to "Hip Choice", who was actually employed by him back when he was an asylum orderly. He'd give Fred Normal Pills and they'd have chats about daily life in what's basically a Cog building.
Nowadays, Fred is on the run from the Psychonauts with his partners in crime, Boyd Cooper and Edgar Teglee. They're somewhere in Michigan, at least according to a reputable Wisconsian who's NOT straight out of the looney bin himself. Could've lied, though, who knows.
Trivia[]
- Fred once fought alongside Dedan during a turf war in Wadd. This was because Balan was trying to invoke squatter's rights. He later got kicked out*.
- He is responsible for the song "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa", which was covered by juno and featured in Mafia History Thus Far.
*"kicked out" means Fred kicked him in the jewels.