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Frank Horrigan is a WANTED article!

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This means it is among the best UnAnything has to offer! It has been WANTED as of February 2024! Treat it with respect! Go here to see all WANTED articles.

Your ride's over Mutie. Time to Die!

Frank Horrigan

Frank Horrigan, that's who. UnAmerica Secret Service.

Frank Horrigan

Wizpig more like Piss Pig. I took his bitch ass out to the butcher. God bless UnAmerica and god bless the Enclave!

Frank Horrigan

Frank Horrigan is a cyborg superhuman from the future. He is know to be extremely patriotic to a future version of UnAmerica. Due to the nature of his arrival to the current day UnUniverse his current age is unknown, but he was born in the year 2189. He is known to be aggressive towards most people, but hardly kills for no reason. With that being said, Frank is notorious for being easy to provoke.

Manmade Horrors From the Future

From what has been revealed, the future of UnAmerica appears to be grim. An organization know as The Enclave has forcefully taken power in the country. They have a villainous agenda against all they call "Muties". Most people believe that this is a slang term for a mutant. Whatever that even means? Frank Horrigan is a special case to the rest of his comrades as he is a biologically engineered soldier with cybernetic enhancements. The load out is complete with power armor grafted into his body to be used as life support. He has a wrist mounted minigun and a wrist mounted blade. He has these to destroy ANYONE who opposes The Enclave.

Arrival to the Present

On a day in UnAmerica like any other was the day of Frank's arrival. There were reports of a tall metallic creature stalking the urban areas after dark, and several unrecognizable bodies found with the same injuries. People put two and two together and thought that the new metal monster had something to do with it, and they would be right. They was an attempt to kill Frank, but it did not go well at all. The reason Frank was sent to the present day was to kill Muties in the present day to eradicate them in the future. After some back and fourth fighting Frank Horrigan appeared to have left and made no more appearance to fight, soon he even dissipated from the public memory entirely.

Frank Horrigan vs Wizpig

Wizpig was a disgusting Mutie bastard who will never be missed by any citizen of the UnUniverse. Thus when he challenged Frank Horrigan to a foot race Frank could not refuse. Frank can never lose to a mutie pig man. Frank comepletely wiped the floor with Wizpig. During Frank's victory lap (playing a trap remix of the Enclave theme) Whizpig tried to physically attack Frank. Wizpig was shot several times and was dead at the scene.

Present

Even though it has appeared that Frank has all but vanished, he still lurks in the dark reaches of the UnUniverse. It appears Frank lost all intrest in returning home to the future. Running into Frank is not common, maybe because most people who come across him are "BRUTALLY KILLED" by him.

Horrigan's Hit List

  • Wizpig - He is a Mutie who told Frank he would never beat him. (Eliminated.)
  • Burgermeister Meisterburger - The most evil man in the UnUniverse. Enough said.
  • Wario - Attempted to kill Frank with his nose.
  • Every Catboy Ever - They are a disgusting mutation of human and feline.
  • Every Catgirl Ever - See above.
  • Willie Wumpa Cheeks - APPLES. DO. NOT. DO. THAT.
  • Tyrone - Leader of the Masters of Power.
  • Finger Fisher - Just look.
  • Qu - They make Muties!
  • Rock - He's protecting a cringe catboy named Captain 77.
  • Roberta - Tried to kill him when she was still called The bloodhound of Florencia.
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