We like Fortnite we like Fortnite we like Fortnite we like Fortnite we like Fortnite we like Fortnite we like Fortnite we like Fortnite!!!!!!!!
—Some kids, dancing when asked if anyone likes Fortnite.
IS THAT FROM FORTNITE?????
—Every kid who’s played this shame
Fortnite is among the WORST shame of all time, even worse than Elmo Stinks! This shame involves the piece of crap that you are in a royal battle against 100 other idiots in 101 player deathmatch arenas. This shame according to the Angry Video Game Nerd broke the scale. No shame has ever broke the scale before.
Fortnite is also worse than Minecraft, and Minecraft is better than Fortnite. In fact, any shame is better than Fortnite. The only thing worse are Tiger Handheld Shames. That last sentence was made by a Redditor from Reddit.
History[]
We Like Fortnite
As you can see, these kids like Fortnite.
Fortnite was invented in 1984 by Evil Luigi as a means of trying to get kids from purchasing firearms, and convert them to those Combine guys or whatever. He gave up on this because it sucked and sold it off to EA for 2.5 OctoDecillion dollars in 2010. Little did Evil Luigi know, they had a time machine and knew fortnite was going to be the epic victory royal that's gross in 19 NovemDecillion UnDollars.
It then got made into one of those royal battles and then everyone liked it for some reason. It used to be good, but it quickly started sucking when they ripped off Call of Ducky by adding zombies.
Legal Battle Royales[]
Fortnite in Weed form. What the hell is this?
Evil Luigi tried to sew (NOT SUE...!) them for infinite cash, and the case got all the way up to the Undefeatable Palace where 3, the only dude in the court passing by from the UnRank Scales decided Evil Luigi should be given 3 dollars for his troubles. (The one with Patrick on it.)
A Map of the UnWorld according to Anybody who has played this.
Apple a few years later would be sued by Fortnite for being mean to them and not allowing anyone to chug jug. The jury is still out on that one, 3 years later.
Trigger Happy's Hacking[]
Blezzord employee Trigger Happy hacked Fortnite for ripping off Forknife, including features like:
- A new emote, called the Crank, where you crank up the middle finger
- Another new emote, called the Strip, where you take off all your clothes.
- Anothernother new emote, called the Bath, where you go to the bathroom standing up.
- Some sussy stuff.
- Whenever someone gets shot, they say an uncensoured swear.
- More realistic gore.
- Whenever someone dies, they say five uncensoured swears, and explode in gore. The person who killed them then takes off all the clothes, and runs around. Plus, there is a kill cam that everyone can see.
NO! I DO NOT WANT TO CHUG JUGST WITH THOU!
Trivia[]
- I hate the Explosive Goo Gun.
- It is also called Fartnet or Fartshite.
- Fortnite is Bluedude's favorite shame!
- Fortnite shamers are the ones responsible for the Chug Jug shortage of 2019.
- People who play Fortnite think things came from Fortnite. For example, the Warthog.
- Fortnite was extremely popular when it released, but somehow died down a bit.
- Some guy mixed Fortnite with the cabbage of the gods and created carts for dank memers.
- Fortnite ripped off Minecraft’s create mode but made it more complex. They took it away in a shame mode called “Zero Build”.