- For the UnAmerican sport, go here, or if you're looking for what the UnAmericans call "soccer", click here. If you're looking for the Soccer Ball, well, you know where to go.
It's a football! I chiseled it!
Mama Luigi holding the first football.
A Football is a sports ball with little squares to separate fingers invented by Mama Luigi, for cavemen as a projectile to kill each other with.
Creation[]
According to Mama Luigi, he chiseled the first football, but according to Mario, it's a stone, and he didn't make it. Stone was used for a long time before we discovered that leather was a thing and we started killing pigs for it.
Controversy[]
Many people consider the creation of the football evil because the game of Football is used to harm people. There is also a controversy on how/who made the football. Mario once took Mama Luigi to court to settle how it was made. The FCC concluded that Mama Luigi indeed invented it, however Mama Luigi was fined for marketing it as a football when it indeed was a stone.
Disappearance[]
One day Luigi wanted to show Mama Luigi his stone-tossing skills, so he accidentally tossed it into outer space, then landed on Jupiter, hit a crewmate, and caused it to turn into an Amogus.
Trivia[]
- Stewie's head is shaped like a football.