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Flying Gorilla

Flying Gorilla himself.

Hey guys, it's me, Flying Gorilla from my new app on the App Store, Flying Gorilla, it's a free download, so I hope you - you check it out, and I hope-

Flying Gorilla, introducing himself

Flying Gorilla is an NFT who can, surprisingly, levitate in mid-air. As if his very name wouldn't manifest that piece of certitude... Nobody is really certain on how he is able to perform this act. Flying Gorilla is a prominent member of society seeing that he stars in a mobile shame that he developed all by himself, named after him, in which you fall with style, and simultaneously try to avoid obstacles.

Rise in popularity[]

Flying Gorilla is most notable for an event that took place in Bikini Bottom, which involved him walking around the urban area minding his own business, looking for people to introduce himself and his own shame to. While he was doing so one day, he witnessed Sandy Cheeks conversing with Patrick Star, who just so was happening to be wearing attire made to resemble the anatomy of a gorilla. Flying Gorilla saw this as derision of his own kind, and went through a procedure of vengeance which involved him wearing the garments constructed to approximate to Patrick's physique. Sandy became baffled once the Flying Gorilla strolled over to their conversation, questioning the second Patrick on him not wearing his aforementioned gorilla attire, yet Patrick divulges the fact that he had remained in the attire this whole. Sandy subsequently inquired of Flying Gorilla, who is still inside of the Patrick suit, on the veracity of his identity. Flying Gorilla, having sought an opportunity to promote his magnum opus, subsequently proceeded to pull down the zip and disclosed his identification. He uttered aggregates of witticism surrounding his artistic work. While this event took place, several scuba divers from above the water took his verbally astonishing pieces of information into account and began recording the event and turning it into a YouTube advertisement. There, Flying Gorilla drew an even larger amount of people's attention to his oeuvre. Many people who reviewed the shame gave it five stars after seeing it.

His shame[]

The very shame itself, involves the player taking the role of a T-posing NFT floating in mid-air above the surface of water, with the player tasked to collect coins and bananas, while avoiding obstacles, such as floating yellow birds and pigs that remain positionally static no matter what, that can knock you unconscious if you're sufficiently inconsiderate to collide with them. The shame can be found on the App Store.

Trivia[]

  • Although he is a gorilla, he can breathe underwater for some unexplained reason.
    • Theorists assume that Flying Gorilla may not actually be a gorilla at all, but this has been proven false on multiple occasions.
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