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Fluttershy

Fluttershy when she is on a rampage.

HEY! HEY! HEY! STAY OUT OF MY SHED!!

Fluttershy

Fluttershy is an evil pony who escaped an asylum. 

Biography[]

Fluttershy was a a demonic horse-like creature from Hell. She always hated Bowser from the Mushroom Kingdom, so she wanted to prove that she is eviler. One day she wanted to kill WaBonzi Buddy.

She successfully arrived to the WaBonzi Realm, but was arrested by WaPedobear. She was put in prison, but next day prison was ruined by Fluttershy from breaking out and shooting everything in sight (ouch). She ran really far away, but she was arrested by Chuck Norris (who, surprisingly, didn't roundhouse kick her) and was put to a maximum security ppWaJail]], but shortly after the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables decided to put her in the Teletubby Land Underwater Jail, which was really the depths of the Teletubby Land Acid Lake.

Fluttershy somehow survived the deadly acid and went through the portal to Poland located at the bottom of the lake. However, she got arrested by Po. Fluttershy tried to run away to Germany, but the border guards found out and she was placed in THE GERMAN PRISON FOR 1337 YEARS!!!

Escape[]

The German prison was full of mutants and crazy guys. Fluttershy was held in camera with a Nazi soldier.

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The stupid artist's impression of her, created by Fortran.

He was killed and Fluttershy got a pistol. Then she somehow destroyed half of prison and killed two generals. Later she escaped and ran away to Sesame Street and killed Jack Black (!) when he was in indestructible (!!) Mecha-octagon-suit (!!!); Everybody ran away and Fluttershy went to A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away to become a Sith Lord.

Later, Fluttershy went to the realm of inside a blanket and had a chance to play war with Dunecat. Then she ran back to Teletubby Land, but the Evil Gorilla ripped her into shreds and threw the remains in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, and she was never seen since. (well, a few times, but more on that later)

Revival[]

About a month after the Evil Gorilla killed her, Po found the acid-soaked remains of her while swimming in the acid lake. She gave them to Squadala Man, who donated them to a Squadala Lab. However, the Squadala Lab division had a budget cut shortly after, so they were forced to sell 14 labs to NintenDON'T, including the one with the Fluttershy remains. Coincidentally, this was also the lab where they decided to put a prototype version of the Fusion-Machine 9000. During testing, a worker found the remains and decided to fuse them with the contents of a garbage can. During the fusion process, she was turned from a cruel insane murder to a nice calm friendly murderer. Nowadays, she lives in the NintenDON'T lab and is a shy, loving, gentle girl. Unless she's on a rampage.

After the events[]

Once apon a time, There was a guy named WaWaBonzi Buddy.

He decided go to the NintenDON'T lab and infect Fluttershy with WaWaViruses.

Shortly after the infection, Fluttershy ran away to Dimension 666, but was forced against her willAsked nicely by Mo Somebody to play The Lost Mario Shames. One day later we found that the cartridge had been torn to bits...with a bloody chainsaw. So the project was successful.

Shortly after, she went to Hell and killed 50 million Khajiits hired by Satan to guard the entrance. She made out with them hung them in some random building in Circle #7 which she called her shed.

Then, Marigi, WaWaWaluigi, and Jebus Khrist were looking for the Chaos Emeralds so they could power up into their Super forms.

When they had found the red, green, and blue emeralds, they decided to look in Fluttershy's shed to see if there was another one.

They found the purple emerald, but they didn't see Fluttershy. So they looked for her, and when they discovered Fluttershy inside a burning coffin in Circle 6, they found out that she had somehow turned herself into a weird creature.

The creature tried to eat all 3 of them. WaWaWaluigi survived, And Marigi + Jebus died, but their remains were taken to the NintenDON'T lab by Dora the Explorer and they were revived by the Master Reviver.

So the creature got angry with the fact that they were revived, And took it out on WaWaWaluigi. However, WaWaWaluigi summoned Chuck Norris, who killed the creature by using his Roundhouse Kick.

And then a skeleton popped out.

Top-Secret videos of her[]

  1. The time she killed that super-WaRui Teletubby idiot
  2. (You need an UnAnything GOLD account to see this link)
  3. That time she killed that Telotub WaRui brainwashed Luigi idiot
  4. (You need an UnAnything GOLD account to see this link)
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