Hold my beer.
—Florida Man
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT BABY
—Florida Woman
Florida is a state widely known for having goofy ahh people who loves fighting alligators, fishing, and committing the weirdest crimes they can think of. Within Flo rida there are multiple characters such as, Jon the Alligator, Bob the Bass, Florida Man, and the Wendy's drivethru + hundreds more! It’s a weird state, but nowhere near as weird as Ohio. (Re he he he he he he he! Quandale Dingle here!)
History[]
Creation[]
Florida dates long ago, all the way back to 1607, when Gimbles accidentally made Jon the Alligator, the god of Florida, mad. doing this caused a Canon Event in witch Jon the Alligator created a place called Florida. In 1609, when Pepperman was born, and shortly after became president of Florida, the place became a state, and Jon the Alligator was evicted.
Early History[]
Shortly after the birth of Pepperman, the Avatar of Gimbes "Florida Man" was born and started to cause chaos like turning the McDonald's drive-through into a Taco Bell parking lot or throwing an Alligator inside of said McDonald's because the ice cream machine was broken (P.S: It’s always broken)
Late History[]
Florida was the first state to fall during the End of Days. Apparently the entire state just decided it'd sink into the ocean and never return. Some rumors say that the citizens evolved into sea creatures instead of drowning, but that's obviously not true.
Trivia[]
- Look up Florida Man followed by your birthday. You WILL find something.