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The '''Flat Zone''' is a strange pocket dimension that almost nobody can reach or even see.[[File:2nd_dimension.jpg|thumb|An artist's rendering of the Flat Zone.]] Everything is flat in this pocket dimension, and looks like a drawing from the side. From the front, however, nothing is visible because it is simply not thick enough to be seen with the naked eye.
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The '''Flat Zone''' is a strange pocket dimension that almost nobody can reach or even see.[[File:2nd_dimension.jpg|thumb|An artist's rendering of the Flat Zone.]] Everything is flat in this pocket dimension, and looks like a drawing from the front. From the side, however, nothing is visible because it is simply not thick enough to be seen with the unaided eye.
 
==Creation==
 
==Creation==
 
The Flat Zone was created by the [[Undefeatables]]. The Undefeatable known as [[Cyber-Dee]] drew a picture of a nice tropical island. Later, [[Chuck Norris]] accidentally turned the picture into a pocket dimension which is flat and only visible from one side, like a drawing. The Undefeatables have not spoken of this since, and have abandoned it almost entirely.
 
The Flat Zone was created by the [[Undefeatables]]. The Undefeatable known as [[Cyber-Dee]] drew a picture of a nice tropical island. Later, [[Chuck Norris]] accidentally turned the picture into a pocket dimension which is flat and only visible from one side, like a drawing. The Undefeatables have not spoken of this since, and have abandoned it almost entirely.
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*Draw a picture of yourself. Meditate and become one with the picture. Soon, you will be the drawing itself.
 
*Draw a picture of yourself. Meditate and become one with the picture. Soon, you will be the drawing itself.
 
*Hire a guy with a steamroller, lie down, and relax. You should arrive shortly.
 
*Hire a guy with a steamroller, lie down, and relax. You should arrive shortly.
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*Enter through [[Dimension 666]].
 
==People and Things From the Flat Zone==
 
==People and Things From the Flat Zone==
At the request of <s>the Undefeatables</s> Mr. Game and Watch, this pocket dimension has been evacuated and is currently empty. Here is what it used to contain:
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At the request of <s>the Undefeatables</s> Mr. Game and Watch, this pocket dimension was evacuated and is completely empty.
 
*Various [[Shames|shames]]: Rendered obsolete with the invention of 3D.
 
*Various [[Shames|shames]]: Rendered obsolete with the invention of 3D.
 
*[[Weakling King]]: Moved out and started his own kingdom. Currently rules over everything that is weak.
 
*[[Weakling King]]: Moved out and started his own kingdom. Currently rules over everything that is weak.
 
*[[Weegee]]: Mysteriously appeared in the [[UnUniverse]] and has been terrorizing it since.
 
*[[Weegee]]: Mysteriously appeared in the [[UnUniverse]] and has been terrorizing it since.
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*[[Mr. Game and Watch]]: In the final fight against collapsing continuity, he went missing for about 2 weeks. He was later found on [[MH370]] near the [[Azuriverse|Azuriverse's]] equivalent of Chariklo. Coincidentally, it was on [REDACTED]'s birthday.
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Dimensions]]
 
[[Category:Dimensions]]

Revision as of 16:22, 22 July 2018

The Flat Zone is a strange pocket dimension that almost nobody can reach or even see.

2nd dimension

An artist's rendering of the Flat Zone.

Everything is flat in this pocket dimension, and looks like a drawing from the front. From the side, however, nothing is visible because it is simply not thick enough to be seen with the unaided eye.

Creation

The Flat Zone was created by the Undefeatables. The Undefeatable known as Cyber-Dee drew a picture of a nice tropical island. Later, Chuck Norris accidentally turned the picture into a pocket dimension which is flat and only visible from one side, like a drawing. The Undefeatables have not spoken of this since, and have abandoned it almost entirely.

How to Reach the Flat Zone

  • Draw a picture of yourself. Meditate and become one with the picture. Soon, you will be the drawing itself.
  • Hire a guy with a steamroller, lie down, and relax. You should arrive shortly.
  • Enter through Dimension 666.

People and Things From the Flat Zone

At the request of the Undefeatables Mr. Game and Watch, this pocket dimension was evacuated and is completely empty.

  • Various shames: Rendered obsolete with the invention of 3D.
  • Weakling King: Moved out and started his own kingdom. Currently rules over everything that is weak.
  • Weegee: Mysteriously appeared in the UnUniverse and has been terrorizing it since.
  • Mr. Game and Watch: In the final fight against collapsing continuity, he went missing for about 2 weeks. He was later found on MH370 near the Azuriverse's equivalent of Chariklo. Coincidentally, it was on [REDACTED]'s birthday.