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It's like they know the secrets inside you...

Five Nights At Freddy's is a Shame made by Scott Shitton in 1987. It was made to make Chuck E. Cheeses shut down, and it was popularized by Markiplier, a rich ass dude. But his series was shut down in the end by a robot bunny because SCRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM!

History

Ducky's version of FNAF

Five Nights At Ducky's

Scott Cawthon crashed into Chuck E. Cheese Industries and yelled "WHAT IF WE MADE A GAME WHERE THE ANIMATROINICS TRIED TO KILL YOU!?" and the company refused. So, Scott had to make a game of his own. The inspiration was very sad, including types of animals that killed his sons & daughters and his father. The following animals that killed them were:
  • A bear
  • A fox
  • Thumper
  • Scratch
  • Yellow Bear
  • Mr. Mime
  • Yellow Rabbit
  • Fuckboy

Chica was inspired by Scott's rubber chicken that acted like his only friend. It turned out that it was infected by DINNERidis and nearly killed Scott, making him a cyborg Animatronic Thingamajig. Mangle was Swiper after being killed by Dora[1], and the puppet was a sock. Fuckboy was inspired by himself because Scott Cawthon is a greedy, selfish Wa clone of Scrooge McDuck. Ducky originally was going to help with the concept, but his outcome was very stupid and he got fired. He was later forced to make other sequels afterwards because people love Foxy and think of him as a girl.

Scott then thought that making a real version of FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA was a good idea. However, Scott is an idiot, and thousands of people died due to The Mangle hugging them. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM! This is the unholy noise that sparked the Bit of '87, an event where an animatronic bit someone's frontal love off, but the person still lived. Nobody gives a goddamn fucking shit who lived to suffer this, and they never will.

Animatronics

Freddy Fazbear

The main lead of the FNAF band. He has a Toreador March fetish which makes people hate him.

Bonnie

A very deadly character who is in love with Thumper despite both being male.

Chica

NOT A DUCK. PIZZA!

Foxy

A retired pirate who used to sail the Seven C's  until he realized that he was taking a shower. That's why he sings.

Mangle

They were only given 5 minutes to make him/her. The cause of The Bite of '87.

Balloon Boy/Fuckboy

Definately not Villager from SSB4 and is an imperfectly, abnormal, animatronic.

Golden freddy

A Freddy recolor decided by Sonic fans who make recolors and call them original OCs.

Teletubbies

The ones who got into this mess.

Shameplay

All you get to do is watch the Animatronics and Punish Animatronics by grounding them from killing you if they try to kill you close doors to prevent Animatronics from killing you. You also get this Freddy mask which is used by cheaters such as Skydoesminecraft, Chuck Norris, and Thumper. Mark Nedward Guppyback, an evil clone of Markiplier, also uses the Mask. You could also die if you don't shut doors but don't keep them open for too long, the Animatronics will disable it and they will be able to get in and kill you. The same thing happens in every night. There are also two shadow characters. Shadow Freddy just sits there and eats tacos, which means you DIE. Shadow Bonnie feeds you tacos and you DIE. There is also Mike Schmidt, a creepy ass dude who caused this stupid ass game. NOT THE TELLYTUBBIES, who just simply got into it.

Music

Circus

Menu theme.

Trivia

  • This game is scary.
    • This game is VERY scary.
      • In fact, this is why we made a list of why this game is scary.
  • Five Nights At Freddy's 2 has 6 nights despite it saying "Five Nights".
  • Mike Schmidt is the Phone Guy who is the Purple Man who is the Murderer who is the Victim of the Bite.
  • Bonnie is the scariest, and the one most subject to being recognized by Scott Cawthon.
  • The fangames are way scarier
  • Markiplier played this for no reason
  • So did other YouTubers who think they are Freddy 4 Ready
  • You R Not Freddy 4 Freddy
  • Freddy is confirmed for Smash 4. Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and their toy counterparts are available as alternate colors, and their Final Smash is SSSSSCCCCCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMM!!! It does 999% damage and kills at any percentage, or instantly. So you DIE. You cannot shield, perfect shield, roll, tech, or do anything to avoid this attack either. Getting knocked off while this Final Smash is activated will cause 2 lives to be lost for balance purposes. For more balance purposes, this Final Smash changes to Puppet Master when used. But Final Smashes are banned, so this only applies to casual scrubs.
  • Puppet Master is like Mega Charizard X, but instead of fire, you shoot ghost fire. Uber cool.
  • The SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMMM is just an edited version of a child crying. It is probably Scott Cawthon getting spanked super hard.
  • You just wasted 5 dollars on a low wage job simulator! Ya asswipe!
  • The pizza is toxic, and the animatronics kill you so that the pizza doesn't. The pizza is a mass of clam manure disguised to look like people, possibly a reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Krabby O' Mondays".
  • Freddy is right behind you and m-SCRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM!
  • Purple guy touches your butt.
  • There is no reason for this to occur. It is just a fucked up imagination figment.

Stuff that makes this game scary

  • The Animatronic SSSCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!
  • Shadow Recolor Freddy & Bonnie.
  • Golden Freddy.
  • The Teletubbies. Whatever happened to them? Did they get stuffed in the suits? I guess so...
  • Foxy.
  • Mangle.
  • EVERYTHING!
  • Dropping and picking up the soap while Foxy is behind you.
  • Springtrap
  • Puppet
  • PIZZA
  • Chica
  • Freddy
  • Phantom Fuckboy
  • Any Phantom. LUIGI GET UR ASS OVER HERE AND SUCK THIS SHIT UP
  • The drawings on the walls
  • The fact that Scott Cawthon could make 3-D like images out of a 2-D engine called Clickteam. Real spooky ones.
  • Purple man touching ur butt
  • Golden Freddy's Scream: AAAAAAAUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH!

References

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