A screenshot of Fire Fairy.
Fire Fairy is a online shame on Y8 that teaches girls how to be fairies, but that's DEFINETLY not true. The text is in Russian, so nobody knows what it says. (One can only assume it's about the Teletubbies). If you're stupid enough (there is a 99% chance you are however) to follow the tutorial, you will burn your house down.
It's actually a shame made by Po to teach unsuspecting little girls how to commit arson and become terrorists.
What it Actually Says[]
We hired Squadala Man to try and translate the text for us because we're too lazy to just put it on Google Translate, and apparently it reads:
"Hey kids! Do you want to become a Firefairy? Well then, say the magic words: "Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!" 3 times, and turn on all heat sources in your house! When you go to sleep, Po will enchant you and you'll become Firefairy!"
This is flawed in so many ways. Who would fall for this? Idiots?
Trivia[]
- Nobody knew that Po made the shame until Squadala Man translated it for us.
- 2 little girls died after playing this shame.
This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help pigs fly by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.
This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help pigs fly by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.