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—Finetide Dipsy
The Finetide Tubbies are creatures who lure Teletubbies away from the Mainland and kill them in their sleep. One of the only c̷͎͓̖̝̥̓̏̒͂͋̋̌͋̌͘r̷̠͚̜̳̳̮̮̰̀̿͛ę̵̮͖͓̮̤͗͛ą̴̧̠͎̱̳̒͂̌̽̃͜t̴̢̡͓̻͙͓̟̪͙̉̄̌̒͗̏̈́̌̕̚͜u̷̜̪̫̥̐͝͝r̸͖͍̓ę̵̮̱̃̆̊̃̅̍̏̾̒ș̷̯̤̄̓̿͂̀̂̍. who can slid the throats of Teletubbies. It is noted by Dr. Morgan that these creatures will prey on ANYTHING but most likely Teletubbies. Noted also by Dr. Morgan is that getting killed by them hurts a lot. He knows this because he got killed by them during the TR-4 Incident. But we will talk about that later.
Teo Blue almost got assaulted by one, but escaped. Recovered Victim Number 91 did not.
On June 18, 1982, Dr. Tyke Morgan discovered the existence of the Finetide Tubbies after his brother Sam died in there. Naming the h̴̩͚̖̊͑̒̊̿͊͑͘͘o̴̪̽ṛ̵͕͓͍̟̇r̴̙̗͚̙̳͇͇͎̤̈́̔̎͘͜i̸̧̥̬̙̜̮̬̽̿͛͒b̶̨̪̯̜̍l̷̢̼͎͕̣̑̑̏̄͋͝ȩ̷̛̝̳̮̘͔͍͕̈́͆̽͂́͑͛ͅ ̶̡̛̳͓̜͕̯̟͋ṁ̷̪̪͇̦̎̌͠ǫ̷̭̋̓̇͑̄̾̍͂͋͘͜t̶͇̄̐̈́͌̇͒̅͑̚͠h̸̨͔̲͙̜̬̎̈́̕͘͝ͅé̴̟̃̚͠r̴̡͖̗͖͕͕͖̖̘͖͒͗̌̈͗̽f̸̣̥͉̏̑̇̉́ȕ̷̩͂͛ĥ̶̬̦̬͔̉̾̓̒̅̋̉̚ŏ̴͕̣̩̊͜r̵̝̠̦̫̭̺̙̯̮̾̊͝ Ventervision sapiens Tyknoders, Dr. Morgan and his assistant, Sammy, decided to dedicate their entire life to researching these things.
Alright, fine. I'll tell you about Incident TR-4. On July 7th, 2007, at 6:30pm, Dr. Morgan heard a crack. 7:00pm, Dr. Morgan finishes watching Cowboy Bebop and checks cameras. After discovering that Finetide Dipsy had duplicated forming FynTydn Dipsy, Dr. Morgan called to Sammy. Rewinding to 6:30 on the camera system, they discovered the following.
- 6:00 PM - Finetide Subject Dyn had escaped viewing.
- 6:10 PM - Dipsy arrived at Byran Bay, next to the boat shack where Grossenberry and Sons once performed before they were silenced by the Finetide.
- 6:20 PM - Dipsy starts doing some occult crap, and says the following in Telugu:
- 6:25 PM - Dipsy starts screaming uncontrollably, then laughs for two seconds.
- 6:27 PM - Dipsy screams again, then splits in two. Large amounts of blood and a liver was found at the scene. One half reforms itself while the other remains a bloody pulp for another minute until forming Fyntydn Dipsy. Fyntydn Dipsy has no mouth and eyes, however has enhanced hearing to help him get* around.
- 6:29 PM - Finetide Dipsy takes Tinky Finetide to Sector 39, only for Fyntynd Dipsy to appear.
- 6:30 PM - Tinky Finetide is dead. Neck snapped.
Dr. Morgan and Sammy watches with wide opened mouths and horrified minds. A knock on the door was heard, and Sammy went to open it. It was Dyn, and he wasn't so happy with him. Sammy was in the way, but that only hindered Dyn for a moment. Both Tyke Morgan and Sammy Divensky was found dead at the Sector A-8.
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