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Stupid Dask is one of the many Dask clones created by the Combinatron. He was created by fusing Dask as a base with one of many materials, in this case The Stupid One's DNA.

As his name suggests, Stupid Dask is utterly pathetic. Nobody knows why anyone would want to make him. He too often shouts, "BARGAGE!" and "SCHÅLL!". He is so pathetic that he even lost the original Dask's shrinking and growing powers, so he's just a regular salamander. Nobody likes him, and he doesn't like anybody. He's likely the weakest Dask clone, and is Awesome Dask's counterpart.

After Creation[]

Stupid Dask's early life isn't even close to interesting. Then he became fat and addicted to drugs. He's homeless and wandered the world until he eventually found Loserland in Kittehlandia. He moved in here, and the residents, believing he was a reincarnation of The Stupid One (which he technically is), praised him and made him mayor. So at least he has that going for him. He's still a Stupid, though.

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