Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Bob the Builder (sometimes called Good Ole Bob for no particular reason) is a horrible, ugly, and decently polite builder that goes around "fixing" other people's homes in an evil way (Yipes!). He uses a cement called Cementygas to appear, and also uses it to Blow Stuff Up. That's why 1,000,000 billion homes have been destroyed by Bob. He is even part of the Elmo Gang.
History
Childhood
He grew up studying criminology and chemistry to be tempted to destroy peoples homes and use different chemicals (and yes, ethanoic acid and antimatter) to create the evilest cement yet, Cementygas. He also studied technology to build some evil and helpless vehicles that cause a lot of havoc while building fixing houses with Cememtygas.
Bob the Builder's true form. The beast is demonic in nature...very icky, no good.
Germany
When Germany's ruler Darth Vader stepped down, Bob the Builder decided to convince Everybody that he was awesome because he could fix the damage Vader caused using Cementygas. Everybody believed him and he became ruler. He was beat up by Gandalf shortly afterwards and ran off to Cementygas other people.
Recently
His Cementygas has caused problems for pretty much everyone else in the UnUniverse, especially Mario. Military forces were involved with this incident and emerged with heavy artillery. There are also signs of green mutant guys, dead nurse, soldier ghosts and demonic robots. Now a mutated disease is being spreaded around the UnUniverse. Police forces are attempting to get the Teletubbies to kill Bob. Bob has now been arrested by Nick, Judy and Sheriff for life 400,000 times for killing Katy Perry with his stupid machines Scoop, Muck, Dizzy, Roley, Lofty, Trix and Skip; the last two may or may not exist. Worst of all, he started "fixing" New York City with the combined forces of his machines in the form of Buildastator, a parody of Devastator. We don't much care about who made up Buildastator, or why he was even called that in the first place, but you could probably find out in the page history. He is guided by his assistant and lawyer, Squilliam Fancyson.
Recently, Bob found the Elmo Gang one day while walking in the streets and decides to join them to occupy his time, because he is too lazy to start a Bob Gang. The gang then decided to join Occupy Wallstreet cause why not? He built strange skyscrapers and such with his vehicles and decides to own a business while no longer fuhrer of Germany, but became Germany's main construction worker.
He has built multiple random locations around the UnWorld, such as:
- The Berlin Wall
- A couple random BBC outposts
- Bob Village
- A top secret CBeebies outpost
- The Flying Garden Centre
Future
Bob the builder's future building mechanism.
Having escaped prison all previous times he was arrested, he is planning to perform a prison break once again, this time by spreading Cementygas on the prison bars, and commanding the mutated bacteria to stick onto Squilliam and the prison guards. He will also attempt to make an alliance with the Teletubbies. At the moment, he is inventing a future building mechanism.
Criminal Record
- Assault at a garden centre
- Shoplifting tools and cement
- Stealing chemical supplies from laboratories
- Blew up part of the Great Wall of China
- Starting a technology-related protest
- MURDER!!!???
- Terrorism
- Trespassing
- Copyright infringement
- Hacking
- Piracy
- Causing Earthquakes and Tsunamis
- Causing the smiler accident at Alton Towers
- Invetning the Ultimate Meme Destroyer
- Attempting to restart Y2K
- Attempting to launch missiles at Mario
- And OVER 9000 More things
Shames and Filmography
Bob also has created two shames so far during his prison duty, all of them rated B for Bob, and surprisingly, they're really good! They also have subliminal OSHA messages to secretly forklift-certify Children who play them, so maybe that's why.
Bob's twin, Boob the Bub.
He also made a couple movies:
- Bob: The Movie (had a lot of copyright infringement in it)
- Paper Towels (film)
Trivia
- If you add up all the years he spent in prison, you get 123454321 years.
- Only 22,000 copies of each game were sold due to his prison duty.
- The money from the games has been given to Squilliam Fancyson.
- He is creating a new shames console called Shame Bob.
- He hides in Teletubby Land when he's on the run from any of his enemies, such as the cops, the UnDF, Mario, or Gandalf.
- Despite his lengthy criminal record, the UnUS government likes him as he helped them deport Handy Manny.
- His creations are epic
- He hates HowToBasic
- Can he fix it? Yes he can!
- Can he break it? Yes he can!
Gallery
| Fuhrer of Germany | ||
| Darth Vader (1146-1202) ← |
1202-1229 | Gandalf (1229-1286) → |
| Final Smash | Description | |
|---|---|---|
| Fricked Up Construction Krew | Bob and his machines will build a weird house or other structure around an opponent which then asplodes because of the Cementygas used in its construction. | |