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Not to be confused with a Katana, the weapon that Kat and Ana invented.

Kat-Ana! Kat and Ana's usual catchphrase

Kat and Ana are a two idiot kindergartners who like being ninjas.

History[]

Kat and Ana were born in Japan sometime in 1606, and were trained to be ninjas ever since they were born. The twins had exceptional skills with ninjutsu. As a matter of fact, in 1612, the two invented the Katana in order to give ninjas better and faster swords. A few years later, Happycat (who was known as Tac at the time) was trying to eat a giant Cheezburger that was too large to fit in his mouth, and just as he was about to give up on the burger, Kat and Ana helped Happycat by cutting the Cheezburger into slices small enough for Happycat to eat. To pay them back, Happycat gave the two invincibility.

Kat decided to think it was a good idea in the 1930s in order to inject Ketamine into Chocolate wafers, and that treat became some of the best stuff in the world, and so they got really rich. Kat called it the Kit-Kat because they already invented something that already had both of the ninja twin's name in it. Plus, Ana had no involvement in making Kit-Kats.

During the early 2000s, they were adopted by Wario because of their skills and ability to invent stuff, so Wario, being the stupid potato he is, made the decision to make Kat and Ana create games instead of making them his bodyguards or some other useful thing. Sometime later they escaped and f****** slashed Wario into pieces. OH MY GOD-

After that horribly travesy, Kat and Ana deicded to move to Soviet Russia of all places because it seemed to be a place that Wario doesn't hang out at. During their time hiding in Russia, they made a shame since they were getting bored of drinking vodka. Now, they are with Kris and fighting bad guys as a part of The Crystal Alliance.

Personality[]

Kat is a focused and mature person, and usually makes Ana cry because of how much she forces her to do stuff. Kat also likes nature, especially animals. Ana is the younger of the two and is more shy and cautious. However, their main trait is their stupidity. They may know how to be ninjas, but they are completely bound to make stupid mistakes.

Abilities[]

  • Ninja Stuff
  • Jumping up really high
  • Running half the speed as Sonic
  • 'Hyper-realistic disguises
  • Making copies of themselves
  • All five elemental abilities (fire, water, air, earth, and void)
  • Near-invincibility
  • A sword-turning dog and a bird.

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

  • Rumor has it that they were hired by Eevee to assassinate Elaine some day.
  • They secretly like Young Cricket.
  • For some strange reason, they are friends with Sailor Moon.
「/」The Wario Gang「/」
「/」Good guys 「/」
「/」WarioWare 「/」
「/」Wa-places 「/」
「/」Wario's Lean-Guys 「/」
「/」Lean Minions 「/」
「/」The Crystal Alliance「/」
「/」Leaders 「/」
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