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Not to be confused with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

ROOOOOOOOLLEEEEEEEERSKAAAAAAATIIIIIIIING!!!!! >:D Oswald

Oswald is some annoying octopus who is obsessed with rollerskating. He however, has an irrational fear of Squidward Tentacles. He hates him with a passion because he claimed to be a blue "octopus".

Due to this, Oswald developed the habit of rollerskating over people, especially Squidward Tentacles.

He often has tea with Scanty, Kneesocks, and Tsunami. Oswald later fell for Kneesocks and thus, got married, and the latter did in fact love him back for obvious reasons, due to the fact they're different species.

Oswald uses his tentacles to tangle his victims and... yeah... you probably know by now.

Vriska Serket later saw the Oswald controversy with him insulting Squidward Tentacles and having tea with Tsunami in particular. He got into a massive fight with her, though Gamzee Makara interrupted the fight just to "defend" his friend.

Vriska Serket then quoted "I swear you look like Neptune if it had limbs", and Oswald quoted back "WHAT!? JUST BECAUSE I'M BLUE, A SPHERE, AND HAVE 8 LEGS AND THE FACT THAT NEPTUNE IS THE EIGHTH PLANET!?!? YOU'RE STUPID!!!!"

Vriska Serket offered Squidward Tentacles some help to get revenge on Oswald after all of the actions he has done. Though Tsunami later washed away Vriska Serket despite Squidward Tentacles getting away.

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