at least they didn’t give birth to… freddy fazbear, because, if you give birth to, freddy fivebears, he comes out and he says “or, or, or or, or, or, or or, or or, and then he kills michael afton, or he tries to do it, along with his friends, bunny the bonnie, chica the kitchen, foxy the… fox pirate rawr, and yellow freddy, who’s yellow, and weird, and, but it’s not their fault! it’s all because william afton one day was like “hi i’m gonna murder people, ra!” so he murdered kids, but he was also a yellow bunny? and he was like “hi, i’m a yellow bunny, imma kill you” because he had a daughter? who had, like, remnant? gone from her? so he was like, “if i kill kids, i put them in the suits, so that it’s not, it’s not freddy fivebear fault, its actually purple guy fault” and that’s why you don’t give birth to him. Vegeta
Not to be confused with Freddy Freaker.
Typical Freddy
Freddy Fazbear (real name Preddy Fazbear, Preddy is Predator for short) is a possessed robot creature of some sort that thinks he's Chuck E. Cheese or something. He is the mascot of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and the main antagonist in Five Nights At Freddy's (that means he's the bad guy, just like Darth Vader, you pleebian), as well as being good friends with Alt 2.0, creating the Scary Robots Gang with her. Freddy Fazbear was charged for 300 counts of murder, but released on account of "being an inanimate object" (so he is SCP-173 now). He is also frequently rumored to be a member of the fabricated UnUndefeatables.
Freddy Fastbear
Freddy is a very unusual character. At day he acts perfectly normal doing the usual, entertaining kids, but at night, the real Freddy comes out. When the security guard is not watching him, Freddy will lurk around in the dark before jumping into the guard's room in the n00d. Freddy will at this point take the guard and shoot them with a magnum. In 2015, Freddy got charged for murder of an 21 year-old female night guard and got kicked out of United States permanently. Today, he's currently living in London, United Kingdom with his unnamed wife. He was +-cloned once, creating Freddy Fazbear+.
Freddy Fazbear's most notable accomplishment was killing the Fugu Fish for ripping off his song (which has totally not existed since the 1800s). AKA, the music that plays when you run out of power in the first Five Nights At Freddy's game.
He can be summoned by singing the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix, because he created Little Einsteins.
He is also the main character of the meme, Oh Crap, is that Freddy fazbear,
| Final Smash | Description | |
|---|---|---|
| JUMPSCARE!!! | Scares you so hard your soul leaves your body. | |