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SevenDeadlySatellites

Their seven deadly satellites. There's more but we don't care.

The Seven Deadly Sines, are, despite the bad-ass name, very nice people; they also consist of the dumbest people on this mortal plane. Their job on the UnWorld is to emit 7 sine wave tones at multiple frequencies for 3 years straight so they can kill all teh bad peoplez in teh wrld. Thus, they use the name "Seven Deadly Sins". These people are incredibly stupid, however, so they didn't even bother fixing the name and always FAIL in their goal. The Seven Deadly Sins are bosses in Gappy the Shame 6: Gappy Goes to Hell until somebody with a red shirt completely retconned this. They are led by an incredibly stupid peacock who cannot make his own decisions.

Members of the Seven Deadly Sins are often marked with a title along the lines of "Stupid but [insert here]". For example, Lord Shen is Stupid but Stupid.

They have four rip-off groups, the Seven Heavenly Virtues, the Seven Worldly Cosines, the Fourteen Deadly CEOs, and the Seven Neutrally Tangents.

Members[]

  1. Stupid but Stupid - Lord Shen (Leader)
  2. Stupid but Not - Dimentio
  3. Stupid but Extreme - Duo
  4. Stupid but Silly - Peter Griffin
  5. Stupid but Lucky - Eugene Krabs
  6. Stupid but 9 - Cirno
  7. Stupid but for a Good Reason - Mother Teletubby

The Sines :))))))))[]

Lord Shen[]

Shen is stupid as in he doesn't actually know what a frequency is and why it modulates. In fact, the whole purpose of creating is group was just to play 7 YouTube videos for an experiment but then got hypnotized. This is why he is so stupid.

Dimentio[]

Dimentio is stupid as in he isn't; because he isn't actually in the group and managed to regain his self dignity for once. Good for him!

Duo[]

Duo is stupid as in he is both extremely stupid and extreme in his execution. One moment Duo will think it would be groundbreaking if they combined all the frequencies into one tone, but then proceeding to create the most mind-cluttering computer ever in order to do so. Thus, he is extremely stupid.

Peter Griffin[]

Peter Griffin is stupid as in he does nothing but sleep, drink, and watch TV all day long. However, he comes to help at some times, but contributes absolutely nothing to the group's work except cracking a few jokes that motivate the others.

Eugene Krabs[]

Mr. Krabs is stupid as in he's a cheapskate who only joined the group because Shen told him to. In fact, this decision was so stupid, it broke his luck meter. The other members solely keep him in the group because he gives them money every session. Thus, he's incredibly stupid for staying in the group.

Cirno[]

Cirno.. C1jnrfo CIRNO CIRNUS... CIRCUS... CIRNPO... CRINO.... 9 9 9 9 9 9!!!!!!!!!!! Cinron icirnof cijmfnfj ucrino cirno cirn haha ice fairyg icnro..... 9!!!??? cirn!!! 9/9/9!!!!!!

Mother Teletubby[]

The Mother Teletubby is stupid as in she has a good reason to be stupid; half the time she doesn't even come to help because she's too busy tending to her monstrous children, also known as the Teletubbies. Nasty little shits.

Epik Gallery of Member[]

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