The EVIL and BAD... bag version of this crap.
Pocoyo Chips are evil food used by Pocoyo and the Teletubbies to crunch them up and make them EVILER. It can't be consumed by you, though. These chips are made out of Dipsy Doodles and a few drops of Tubby Custard. If you eat these, sadly, you will get CBeebies organisms (being included in the ingredients) when you burp or spit after consuming these chips.
Ingredients[]
- A Carolina Reaper chili pepper
- Tubby Custard
- Dead babies!
- Dipsy Doodles
- CBeebies organisms
- Birthday cakes
- Dog poop
- Bluey's organs
- A bit of some Stickmen sauce
- Blood
- Pickle pudding
- Rainbow flower seeds
- Blue cheese
- Escargot
- Broccolli
- 3 shots of vodka
- Some of Morshu's meat brains
- Vomit
- Reese's Puffs
- Regular chips (which makes children think it's real chips)
- Kid's Cuisine
- Squid ink spaghetti
- Hershey's chocolate (aka. vomit)
- A deep fried Koopaling
- Veggie burgers
- Bucketloads of sugar
- Bacon
- Tittytubby organisms
- Children
- Dead babies (again)
- Poisonous Spiderants
- a teaspoon of salt
- Candee
May also contain traces of: gluten, eggs, crustaceans, cashew, peanuts, soy, shrimp, milk, oil, shellfish, tree nuts, walnuts and deez nuts
Recipe[]
- In a large mixing bowl, pour all the ingredients in their respective order.
- Mix throughly with an electric mixer or a Noo Noo if possible.
- Shape the mixture into ovals.
- Bake at 999999999999999999999999999999999 degrees celsius.
Trivia[]
- The names "Theo", "Bruno", "Arthur" and "Augusto" seen on the packaging are actually just variations of Pocoyo's name in different languages.
Variations[]
Bag version (first version, still sold)
Second version now in a can. How perfect!
Third version, still on a can. Colors mean the flavour for example Pink is blood.
Fourth and final version.