Language Littles is a ripoff of The Lingo Show that is literally everything.
It's a doll line, a movie, and a stupid abomination that should be taken right off the face of the earth.
History[]
It was invented in 1999 by Iggy Azalea, who wanted to brainwash kids into learning languages in a boring and moronic way. So, she created racist dolls. It teaches kids bad words in the languages and the wrong words for some things. It's as effective as Google Translate.
The movie, "Language Littles: The Legend of Loodapog" was invented in 2006 to further brainwash stupid kids.
I'll also be given the "music artist" names that they are associated.
Da Movie[]
The Language Littles go to some stupid purple thing named Loodapog (a ripoff of Lingo)'s birthday party. HOW PATHETIC.
Characters[]
- Lizzie - A Spanish-speaking girl who loves empanadas. HER NAME ISN'T EVEN A SPANISH NAME, AND SHE IS TOTALLY A RIP-OFF OF QUESO.
- Ricky - A boy who ALSO speaks Spanish, as if Lizzie wasn't enough.
- Jolie - A girl who speaks French and drinks warm Belgian lager until she gets drunk. She also likes to paint but she sucks at it. She is a Jargonaise ripoff.
- Sophie -An Italian-speaking girl who always plays soccer. WHY DOES SHE HAVE RED HAIR IF SHE'S FROM ITALY?!
- Sarah -A Hebrew-speaking girl who looks ugly. She is uglier than you.
- David -A Hebrew-speaking boy who was invented just to be annoying. His pants fall down way too much.
- Emma -A German-speaking girl who nobody cares about. She only had one pathetic scene in the movie. She's a Lieb ripoff.
- Ling -A Chinese (Mandarin)-speaking girl. She's a ripoff of a ripoff. In other words, she rips of Wei who rips off Kai-Lan.
- Yumi -The Japanese-speaking girl. She also only had one scene in the movie. Nobody likes her.
- Anna - A Russian-speaking girl dressed as a ballerina.
- Alexa - A Greek-speaking girl obsessed with gymnastics.