Jupiter

Jupiter is the largest planet in the Solar System. It is made of Hydrogen and Helium. It is home of the Jovian population, who are cool and good. It also has a big-ass tornado called "The Great Red Spot". This tornado is 3 times larger than the UnWorld. Professor Oak likes visiting this planet, and he is currently the mascot of the place for some reason. Even Sailor Jupiter themes her attacks around him, believe it or not.

Jupiter was invented by Sheldon Cooper's past life as a home for himself when he was lonely.

Inhabitants

The jovians (jupiterians but etymologically correct) are one of the most kind-hearted aliens in the UnUniverse. They are rivals to the evil Martians (with fighting machines) from Mars, Martians (with death rays) from Mars and Space Invaders from Mars. If you go to Jupiter as a Bad guy, you get pwned immediately. One of the most notable jovian species are Crewmates, who work in a space station by the name The Skeld to defend against Mars. Crewmates have been able to invade the Toppat Clan's Airship and play Mafia on it. However, Crewmates are usually hunted down by the only evil creature on Jupiter, Imposters. They are a bunch of Sussy Bakas, to say the least.

Stuff

Jupiter's atmosphere (or Jupiter for short) is mostly dumb stuff that doesn't do anything, but it also has alien farts. This is why Jupiter's clouds are brown. Long ago, a time-travelling Neil DeGrasse Tyson also threw a bunch of plastic bags into Jupiter, but the radiation made them come to life and now they fly around Jupiter's clouds, much to Carl Sagan's amazement.

Jupiter has an extremely strong magnetic field that makes it a gigantic natural Shoop da Whoop. Huge amounts of radiation trapped in a belt serve to basically sterilize everything that gets near, including the surfaces of its moons out to Ganymede.

Jupiter, with a gravitational pull rivalling yo mama, has a lot of moons - over 500, in fact. Most of them are tiny and could be blown up pretty easily. However, others are bigger, so you might need help from Marx or a Death Star (or both) to do it.

• Metis, Adrastea and Thebe - Three small moons that no-one cares about. Rocks with craters.
• Amalthea - A moon covered entirely in poo, smack dab in the middle of Jupiter's strongest radiation belt. Death in minutes (from the poo, not the radiation - among fard is one of the deadliest gases known).
• Io - perfect for building a secret lair on, if you're immune to Jupiter's radiation and lazors, volcanoes, and poison gas. Okay, maybe it's not as good as some other places but [[It's Free Real Estate]]!
• Europa - Ceiling Cat said in 2063 that all of Jupiter's moons except this one are ours. Cool stuff lives under the ice and He farms Pokémon here. He's also nice enough to let us attempt landings here. Home to the Europan Hookmouth and some other weird strange water bugs and strange fish.
• Ganymede - Gorefield has been eyeing this moon up since its layers of ice and brine look like lasagna at a quick glance. Other than that, it's big (bigger than Mercury) and also has its own little magnetic field. It has to do all the chores since it's the biggest kid in the system.
• Callisto - Ganymede's little brother. Exists, I guess.
• Themisto - WHY ARE YOU ORBITING LIKE THAT?! GET BACK IN YOUR LAPLACE PLANE, YOU DISOBEDIENT CABBAGE!
• Himalia - Not originally a moon of Jupiter, but Jupiter decided it liked it. Surprisingly big for a moon like this. Has some friends.
• Pasiphae, Carme, Sinope and Ananke: Like Himalia, but smaller and orbit the wrong way. In fact, all of the outer moons ending in E orbit the wrong way.
• Valetudo - One in a krillion. Orbits the right way, opposite to all the moons around it. Probably gonna crash into another moon and asplode.
• Carpo - Just like the similar-sounding Magikarp, its attempted attack on a far stronger foe does no damage and just makes it flop around at a high angle.

Trivia

• Jupiter is 0.1% the mass of the Sun, and about 317x the UnWorld.
• Its diameter is 142,984 km or about 11 times that of the UnWorld.
• Jupiter actually has rings just like Saturn, but they are barely seen due to being made of much finer, less-dense and somewhat fluid poo that tends to absorb light instead of reflecting it.
• The Great Red Spot is not an eye.
  • It is an open wound.
    • Since it's shrinking, does that mean Jupiter is healing?
      • Nature is so fascinating...
• If Jupiter was 75 times bi-
  • WE KNOW, WE KNOW, ENOUGH ALREADY!
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