Good frickin' grief. Jotaro, on everything.
Jotaro Kujo, better known as JoJo, is a british-japanese-italian-american archaeologist, business entrepreneur, mafioso, marine biologist, and ex-hockey player among other things. He's the most popular JoJo of the hit anime known as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
He was born in the UnUnited Kingdom on 2 separate occasions, and eventually Japan, also on 2 occasions. Many people think that because he has multiple birthdays, he unitizes many clones like Vladimir Putin or Robbie Rotten, but this is obviously just insane conspiracy nonsense.
In his second life as Joseph Joestar, he had a bastard son named Josuke Higashikata, and in his third life as Jotaro Kujo, he had a daughter named Jolyne Cujoh. After they were born, Jotaro became sexually attracted to dolphins instead of humans.
In 2010, Dio Brando killed him and was reincarnated into a dolphin. Jotaro is also wanted in 13 states, and uses Qtaro Kujo as a fake ID, and finally, he stars in his own shame, called Jotaro the Shame.
Early Life[]
Jonathan Joestar was first born in the 1860's, where he became the heir to the Joestar estate. Later, in the 1930's after he was born for the second time as Joseph Joestar and joined the Nazis in World War II to help stop a trio of vampiric rock & roll fans which may or may not have included an at-the-time Undefeatable.
Later on, he became prime minister of Japan with his archaeology and war skills from his past 2 careers.
After his third birthday, Jotaro Kujo discovered he was being haunted by the ghost of his past self who had some beef with a lawyer named Dio Brando, all because Dio ended up getting him thrown in WaJail for mail fraud. Soon after, Dio came to Jojo's residence at the Joestar estate (which had been relocated to Japan) by sheer coincidence.
Jojo had attempted to battle Dio, who ended up putting on some magical mask which had just been lying around by accident and ended up turning into a vampire. After this, Dio went to Egypt where he started turning people gay. Jojo hunted him down Dio, however but ended up non-victorious.
Later on, a man with a hand fetish called Yoshikage Kira tried to take over as Japanese prime minister with the help of Freddie Mercury, who was hot off the release of his first shame acting role, in Francesco Cousins.
They were both un-victorious in their endeavors, however. Yoshikage got dragged down to hell alongside Phil Nye, and Freddie after escaping went on to become a Catholic Minister in rural Bavaria.
Evil Island, Death, and Reincarnation[]
Jotaro's form after reincarnation.
Jotaro Kujo, soon after the events with Yoshikage Kira transpired, discovered Dio had a son named Giorno. Jotaro would soon send three deadly mercenaries after him, being Koichi Hirose, Heavy Weapons Guy, and Mukuro Ikusaba to accomplish the task.
After Koichi killed Giorno, Dio was informed which prompted him to go after Jotaro. Jotaro, with the help of the ghost of his past self, fought with Dio in Africa, however Dio crushed them both with a road-roller.
The old man died upon impact, but due to the way the road roller hit Jotaro, he was just knocked super far into the ground, so far in fact he appeared on the other side of the world in the Pacific Ocean on Evil Island and lost his hat. He was right in time for Junko Enoshima's killing shame, and suffered severe amnesia for most of it, thinking he was Nekomaru Nidai, the Ultimate Team Manager. In this vulnerable state he perished.
But one year later, in 2011, his fourth and final birthday, he regained his memories with his reincarnation as a dolphin, the form he's been living as to this day. He remains the owner of the Joestar estate ever since it was re-transferred to him from his daughter after it was discovered he was still alive. We aren't sure if it's really him, but we think so.
It is believed Dio is not aware he is still alive, which is often considered for the better.
| Stand: STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO User: Qtaro Kujo | |||
| Power: S | Speed: S | Range: S | |
| Durability: S | Precision: S | Potential: S | |
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Trivia[]
- Jotaro often mistakes Koichi as one of his children.