- Not to confused with Minecraft Villagers.
Villager is A MURDERER WHO WILL DO ANYTHING TO LITERALLY AND UTTERLY DESTROY THE UNUNIVERSE!!!... when he is in the mood.
Creation[]
Villager was created when Chuck Norris went to a place with talking animals. He killed a couple of people, spat on the floor, then left. The puddle he spat in became Villager.
Villager, with Chuck Norris's DNA, decided to kill people, because it's Chuck Norris for crying out loud.
Today[]
Villager is still on the run. If you see a man with an eggshell-like head, RUN FOR YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE!!!!
Trivia[]
- Rumors are he is a Peggle Master, but the people that interviewed him are no where to be found.
- He has an alter ego called "Balloon Boy".
- He likes Bread. .w.
- He's terrified of bees.
- Isabelle has a secret crush on him.
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