Best thing since sliced! Canned Bread Motto
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Canned Bread is a useless food item created by Mr. Barnacle and his researches at Barnacle Products Incorporated. It was invented after they had a meeting called: What Craptastic Things Can We Invent? The item does very poorly in sales because only people like Squidward buy it. Dogs wear it, too. Sway3po once invaded the factory just because he was hungry. It is sold at Tentacle Acres.
Pedo Bear was very hungry at one point, so, pedo decided to raid the factory. Pedo got a lot of Thaf food, because he ra8ded so good that it took 1 hour of the factory owner to catch pedo and make him drop it, which was very unsuccessful and he failed.
Trivia[]
- The factory that produces Canned Bread is ranked #1 in accidents involving drunken puppies.
- It is illegal in North Hyrule because Bowser wanted to promote the use of Toasters, which only use sliced.
As you can see, Canned Bread makes good dog attire, but terrible toast.
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